try to act like the poster above you

[ncba93ivyase]

movin to montana soon

[Boogus Epirus Aurelius]

Movin' to oklahoma soon.
Oh wait, I mean washington.
Oh wait, I mean florida.
of wait I mean Amerika.

[Hiro]

I'm movin to california to help farm ant pods and then I will buy seven thousand dollar denim suspenders to work in the mud.

what lol

[Nyerp]

everyone else thinks that, but i think THIS

[ME##]

bORED

[Boogus Epirus Aurelius]

I'm a perfectly capable individual, but I'll pretend I'm not.

[silvertone]

I get really mad when they don't play my Transylvanian twist

[6M69I69B9]

fucking untermensch

[ncba93ivyase]

man i need to hang out with my brofessors more often

they're p cook

[Mando Pandango]

jews

[Snowy]

I know how to play a lot of different instruments but I don't flaunt it because I'm super mellow.

did you put it in her

real talk tho that's a great feeling

but did you put it in her

dude fuck condoms they're the fucking worst

[Boogus Epirus Aurelius]

grumble Grumble grumble

[6M69I69B9]

grumble Grumble grumble

"EVERYBODY HERE HAS POTENTIAL.  also wow my egyptian flute is truly some quality"

I know how to play a lot of different instruments but I don't flaunt it because I'm super mellow.
dude fuck condoms they're the fucking worst

i wasn't in time since i refrershed and i saw above but

"today in gamestop some dumb mother walked in and said she wanted to buy 'pokemon' for her son.  i asked her which version.  she said 'i just want pokemon.'  are you fucking serious this kid's mom sucks.  after telling her that there is bw, b2w2, x/y, and d/p and the other gba carts in the used case, she picked the cheapest- ruby for $29.85.  (idk why it's so expensive here wtf)  

later she returned and said, 'OH...my son wanted x/y...i forgot how small the slot is in my son's gameboy is...'  in my head i blurted out 'what a dumb bitch.' while she was about to leave.  'what was that?' proclaimed the woman.  i said 'i need some sandwich.'  

'oh...' she mumbled.  and she left

lol i mumbled it thinking it was my in-voice

but today was a good day.  what's up boyah"

[Mando Pandango]

oh my god i just remembered this okay so one time when i was younger there was a peacock in my backyard and i told my mom "hey there's a peacock in the backyard" and she said don't touch it. but i wanted to feed it so i grabbed some triscuits and went outside and i threw the triscuits at it buit it didn't eat them. and then i got closer trying to get it to notice and it came up and bit my ear and i started crying. then my mom came out and yelled at me.

[??????]

how do i date a straight girl