boyagers who have worked in sales post ur silly customer experiences

[Samus Aran]

the day before yesterday at work this total loony was trying to explain to me that he knows it's going to be especially cold this winter because he apparently noticed that groups of crows have been "huddled closer together" on trees than they would be if it were going to be a warm winter

apparently, according to him, it's something he learned in india

and the whole time he's talking he's making these ridiculous gestures with these wild crazy eyes and he just won't shut up about the goddamn crows

this is just the most recent silly customer, i'll post more later 

[ME##]

oh boy, i hope i get these and not just assholes

[ncba93ivyase]

he was on good drugs

[silvertone]

the crow council sets the legislation for winter  weather

[Commander Fuckass]

The silly customer experiences ive encountered were usually when I worked black Friday.

Too many damn fights over the special toy or last tv

[Snowy]

I've had my job threatened because some lady's son lied to her and said we were gonna sell his system.

I've been yelled at because some lady put me on the spot and asked me the price of something after I had just clocked in, and I asked a co-worker and we were off by a dollar so she yelled at me and demanded I take the dollar off.

[Hippopo]

I work at a flower shop.  About once every two month we get guys who come in to buy a flowers for their favorite strippers (yes, this is a fairly common thing).

My favorite is one fine gentleman who bought his stripper a white rose doused in glue and purple glitter for ever day of the week, and then on friday, he got her a purple rose with extra sparkles.  His plan was to keep himself anonymous until the final day, at which point he'd ask her out.

Well, on the second day, the stripper posted the pictures on facebook asking who sent her the flowers.  Some random dude took credit for them.   Our poor guy stopped sending out his roses on day three.

Guess it didn't work out.

I get a lot of assholes too.  The worst are women with money or men who are cheating.  Uggh.

[Mando Pandango]

when i was working at the sub shop, a guy came in and he was a regular and he was kind of dirty possiblyhomeless. And he sat down in one of the chairs when he was waiting he may have eaten there i forget. And then he left and one of my coworkers pointed out that there was blood on the seat.

and i got to clean up his ass blood.

[Hippopo]

when i was working at the sub shop, a guy came in and he was a regular and he was kind of dirty possiblyhomeless. And he sat down in one of the chairs when he was waiting he may have eaten there i forget. And then he left and one of my coworkers pointed out that there was blood on the seat.

and i got to clean up his ass blood.

D-did you taste it?

[Mando Pandango]

D-did you taste it?

what

[The Hand That Fisted Everyone]

this guy came in best buy one morning and had crumbs literally all over his chest and just walked around the store. this like 300lb balding gross customer lumbering through the store with half his breakfast on his shirt. when he walked out of the store he dropped a piece a paper. Turns out it was a McDonald's receipt for twelve goddamn mcgriddles

[ME##]

Do not post about me on internet pls

[strongbad]

this guy came in best buy one morning and had crumbs literally all over his chest and just walked around the store. this like 300lb balding gross customer lumbering through the store with half his breakfast on his shirt. when he walked out of the store he dropped a piece a paper. Turns out it was a McDonald's receipt for twelve goddamn mcgriddles

he probably had a heart attack like 20 minutes after that

[Commander Fuckass]

this guy came in best buy one morning and had crumbs literally all over his chest and just walked around the store. this like 300lb balding gross customer lumbering through the store with half his breakfast on his shirt. when he walked out of the store he dropped a piece a paper. Turns out it was a McDonald's receipt for twelve goddamn mcgriddles

at least he got his cardio exercise

[Classic]

You won't believe the kinds of people you meet in the Hotel industry.