privilege

[chainsaw unicorn]

>In a crowded elevator at my job
>Lift doors about to close when I see a woman rushing to the elevator
>As she keeps running, I see she has no chance to make it to the lift in time
>Satan whispers in my ear as I grin and smirk evilly
>I stop the lift door at the last second with my manly forearms
>As I pull the door open, I feel my penis throbbing from the excitement
>An atmosphere of oppression clouds the entire floor
>A look of pure devastation dominates the rushing woman's face as she slows down to a jog
>All the males in the elevator begin greedily rubbing their hands together
>The womyn lower their heads out of sheer helplessness and despair
>As the woman gets closer to the elevator, the men grow erections and begin to slowly chant "ooga ooga ooga"
>A crushed woman in the corner of the elevator hugs her daughter as she cries "Mommy, why did this have to happen?"
>The masculine chants of "ooga ooga ooga" grow louder and louder
>The woman is now two feet from the elevator and has no choice but to enter
>She is forced to enter by the giant wall of oppression around her
>The woman slowly steps into the elevator, unable to speak as the power of the masculine oppression makes her hyperventilate
>Finally subjected to male dominance and having no chance to leave the elevator, she lets out a defeated "Th...th...thank you"
>As the doors close, the men in the elevator start clapping and chanting songs of the ancient Celts
>The womyn lower their heads even lower, accepting their humiliation
>As the elevator stops at my floor, I walk out with my erection proudly ahead of me
>I turn back and tell her "It was my privilege"

[Commander Fuckass]

Didn't you just post this.

Stop

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