Privilige

[chainsaw unicorn]

>In a crowded elevator at my job
>Lift doors about to close when I see a woman rushing to the elevator
>As she keeps running, I see she has no chance to make it to the lift in time
>Satan himself whispers in my ear as I grin and smirk evilly
>I stop the lift door at the last second with my manly forearms
>As I pull the door open, I feel my penis throbbing from the excitement
>An atmosphere of oppression clouds the entire floor
>A look of pure devastation dominates the rushing woman's face as she slows down to a jog
>All the males in the elevator begin greedily rubbing their hands together
>The women lower their heads out of sheer helplessness
>As the woman gets closer to the elevator, the men grow erections and begin to slowly yell "ooga ooga ooga"
>A crushed woman in the corner of the elevator hugs her daughter as she cries "Mommy, why did this have to happen?"
>The masculine chants of "ooga ooga ooga" grow louder and louder
>The woman is now two feet from the elevator and has no choice but to enter
>The woman slowly steps into the elevator, unable to speak as the power of the male oppression makes her hyperventilate
>Finally subjected to male dominance and having no chance to leave the elevator, she lets out a defeated "Th...th...thank you"
>As the doors close, the men in the elevator start clapping and chanting songs of the ancient Celts
>The womyn lower their heads even lower, accepting their utter humiliation
>As the elevator stops at my floor, I walk out with my erection proudly ahead of me
>I turn back to her and say "It was my privilege"

[silvertone]

wow . i havent read this a million times  (i actually did)

[PLEASEHELP1991]

wow . i havent read this a million times  (i actually did)

[PLEASEHELP1991]

also it's privilege you dolt

[ME##]

I think it's more concerning the that you used elevator then in the next line switched to lift.  Which is it?

[Commander Fuckass]

This thread made me want to kill myself

[Snowy]

wow . i havent read this a million times  (i actually did)

[Boogus Epirus Aurelius]

Why is this formatted so goddamn dumb? What's with those shitty "greater than" symbols at the beginning of each line?

[PLEASEHELP1991]

Why is this formatted so goddamn dumb? What's with those shitty "greater than" symbols at the beginning of each line?

le meme arrows
usually indicative it is copied/pasted from 4chan

[ncba93ivyase]

wow . i havent read this a million times  (i actually did)

[Daddy]

locked for plagiarism

[Kalahari Inkantation]

check your mod privilege, jmv