What do you even say?

[Boogus Epirus Aurelius]

Fuggit

[Hiro]

tell me this "joke about Arizona" .

[Hiro]

take that bullseye dildo out of your mouth and tell me the fuckin joke m8

[YPrrrr]

This one weird girl was once buying laundry soap at the same time as me. She made me sniff all of them to see which one I liked best

I think that was her way of hitting on me

[applesauce]

This one weird girl was once buying laundry soap at the same time as me. She made me sniff all of them to see which one I liked best

I think that was her way of hitting on me

[applesauce]

Once, freshman year, I was walking home from the beach late at night and an old wyman exposed her bleeding vagina to me.

do you even say?

[Boogus Epirus Aurelius]

Once, freshman year, I was walking home from the beach late at night and an old wyman exposed her bleeding vagina to me.

do you even say?

Well, hee goddamn hah

[snoorkel]

"bim"

[Boogus Epirus Aurelius]

"bim"

Bim bam

[The Hand That Fisted Everyone]

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[6M69I69B9]

Reminds me of myself sometimes.  

I should learn when to deal with things with little to no help. 

[Snowy]

I was walking from school to the mall, and an old lady stopped me and looked me dead in the eyes and said "I'm the real Mona Lisa" and walked away

For what reason

[ME##]

I was walking from school to the mall, and an old lady stopped me and looked me dead in the eyes and said "I'm the real Mona Lisa" and walked away

For what reason

you must have a beautiful have smile

[me003]

some black lady who was acting a little schizo on a bench in berkeley about a year ago told me I was the devil.

[strongbad]

My grandma complained about fish and chips at a restaurant and they gave her a $50 gift card