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Started by Boyager, August 10, 2013, 05:52:34 PM

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i just had the nastiest, wateriest diarrhea of my life

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Quote from: Boyager on August 10, 2013, 05:53:37 PM
kill yourself
no you're supposed to disclose information about yourself

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Quote from: Boyager on August 10, 2013, 05:52:34 PM
i just had the nastiest, wateriest diarrhea of my life
someone find my ass piss thread

Boyager

This is kinda an awkward thread but bear with me. I went to a 4th july party wiht the gf, well not as much of a party as more of a casual gathering with a bunch of friends from college. to our surprise somebody brought in absolut and budweiser and Corona. Not much of a drinker here gotta admit, if i go to a party i actually want to talk to people, not just screw around half wasted. My girl on the other hand...yeah she's a bit different lol. She endeed up drinking and i felt as if she was gonna vomit so I helped her upstairs to get her out of the stuffy basement. Then we kinda started making out in a friend's bedroom, when suddenly she grips my waist really hard and starts pulling down my pants &going down on me. thing is then she kinda started to put her finger in my...yeah there. And it felt it actualy felt kinda good i gotta admit. Pretty much the orgazm of my life. Completley worth having to later clean up her throw up from my friend's tiles.

I thought about it and a surprise i must admit, i considered myself mostly straight, but after that episode im considering myself more open to experimentation (doesn't have to be with a male, imma try to sweet talk her into pegging). For the rec, my gf isn't completely straight either, she had a fling with another girl in high school altho most of her partners before me were male

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I used to take a shit and drive a toy car over it spreading the waste everywhere. In the house. On the carpet.

Boyager

*tries to hold in laugh*

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I love you, internet! <3

Boyager

My pants got soaked with vagina juice and I had to borrow a pair to wear out because I smelled like vagina



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Quote from: Boyager on August 11, 2013, 03:52:17 PM
My pants got soaked with vagina juice and I had to borrow a pair to wear out because I smelled like vagina
boyah doesnt have women you phony.

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