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how do u meet girls

Started by Mando Pandango, July 28, 2013, 02:35:46 PM

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Mando Pandango

I have never met one. All my friends are boys. I only know boys. I have not seen a girl. i do not know what a girl looks like. How do i meet one? Should I prepare? my skills with a blade have slipped in recent years.
Quote from: Magyarorszag on August 22, 2018, 10:27:46 PMjesus absolute shitdicking christ, nu-boyah

Daddy

wear a fedora and a silk dragon shirt

ME##


snoorkel

i like talking to girls as people / friends

you just have to jump on an opportunity to single out and talk to a nice looking person when you see one .. like if you're at a function or thing or in a group or something just find a girl buddy right away and go through it as a pair (or small group if she has a friend)

[spoiler]thred might be joke but ya[/spoiler]

Mando Pandango

y'all niggas need to stop taking joke threads seriously
Quote from: Magyarorszag on August 22, 2018, 10:27:46 PMjesus absolute shitdicking christ, nu-boyah

snoorkel

this topic is pertinent to boyha

ncba93ivyase

this reminds me

i once saw something about a guy who seriously never talked to woman and was getting married

here: http://www.reddit.com/r/islam/comments/1c5hs2/first_night_of_marriage/

>islam

when will religion die

Quote from: ncba93ivyase on June 18, 2014, 07:58:34 PMthis isa great post i will use it in my sig

silvertone

Quote from: Pancake Persona on July 28, 2013, 03:02:59 PM
this reminds me

i once saw something about a guy who seriously never talked to woman and was getting married

here: http://www.reddit.com/r/islam/comments/1c5hs2/first_night_of_marriage/

>islam

when will religion die
angry cos a religion got a dude laid ?? ?? ?? ??

silvertone

what if girls were made out of Ore instead of flesh.... like Heavy Metal Girls.... but in a literal sense... there would be a much bigger incentive to 'meet girls' if that was how the way things were

Mando Pandango

I'd craft myself a smokin' babe
Quote from: Magyarorszag on August 22, 2018, 10:27:46 PMjesus absolute shitdicking christ, nu-boyah

silvertone

would there be Heavy Metal STDs as a consequence... like "phosphorous penis glow"

Boogus Epirus Aurelius

Quote from: Pancake Persona on July 28, 2013, 03:02:59 PM
this reminds me

i once saw something about a guy who seriously never talked to woman and was getting married

here: http://www.reddit.com/r/islam/comments/1c5hs2/first_night_of_marriage/

>islam

when will religion die


i-slam is apple's new electronic wrestling mat. It is experimental. They're going to sue muslims for using the name.

Hiro

take a tip from me... girls are pretty vool! :) um, you just go up at say hi! be yourself. :)

girls like a guy who can be funny and takes care of them. show her your appreciation but don't be desperate! don't just get them flowers/jewlry that's creepy and desperate. :|
go to dinner or somerthing but don't make it all formal! too much pressure just be chill! don't look like a slob though.
girls like a guy thats interesting and has his own life but don't make it all about you!!! >:( sometimes a girl just needs a guy who listens. but don't be shy! think "strong silent type".
you gotta be forward but not too forward if you don't show interest she probably thinks you're gay! :P
i swear all you gotta do is just DON'T BE SUCH AN ASSHOLE it can be pretty hard for a girl to find a nice guy :)
there's my simple tips if you need more help just send me a pm! ;)

Hiro

Quote from: silvertone on July 28, 2013, 03:15:59 PM
what if girls were made out of Ore instead of flesh.... like Heavy Metal Girls.... but in a literal sense... there would be a much bigger incentive to 'meet girls' if that was how the way things were
you would also have the heavy metal girls and the "meat" girls that are flesh if you prefer that haha!

silvertone

the HMG or the MGS (Meat GirlS)

i wish i was made of heavy metal too...


so i could be a heavy metal guy (HMG)

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