ask blu everything

[??????]

omgggggg
WOULD I MAKE A PRETTY GIRL
some guys said i would and at first i felt weird but then i felt pretty

[bluaki]

are you afraid of becoming a hon

"a hon"? What does that mean?

Would I make a pretty girl? 

[spoiler]Thyme shouldn't answer this due to bias. [/spoiler]

I doubt it

[spoiler]Alternatively, this can be taken as "you're too manly", which should probably be a compliment[/spoiler]

omgggggg
WOULD I MAKE A PRETTY GIRL
some guys said i would and at first i felt weird but then i felt pretty

I don't think I've seen any pictures of you
or, if I have, I forgot

[ME##]

if you were a briton, would you rather be a scouser or a chav

[bluaki]

if you were a briton, would you rather be a scouser or a chav

I'm not familiar with british regional stereotypes, so I don't know

urbandictionary seems to describe them both roughly the same: stupid thieves

[silvertone]

or would u rather be the secret scottish class: Neds

[YPrrrr]

If you are getting breast implants what would be your ideal size?

Do you have any experience with a gooey garlic bread as lawlz described?

[bluaki]

If you are getting breast implants what would be your ideal size?

Do you have any experience with a gooey garlic bread as lawlz described?

I don't really intend to get breast implants
I'm fine with B, which I'm probably fairly likely to grow from just hormones

I believe so, but I'm not exactly sure what "gooey garlic bread" is

[ncba93ivyase]

that's not how it works at all

sex reassignment surgery inverts and reshapes it
the only parts that are outright chopped off and can be kept in a jar afterwards are the testicles
which I have absolutely no interest in keeping like that

can i have your testicles

they'd make an interesting decoration

[??????]

can i have your testicles

they'd make an interesting decoration

one of my dates kept a lizard inside a jar and kept it in his medicine cabinet

[Classic]

Would you let me suckle on your freshly implanted boobs?

[The Hand That Fisted Everyone]

what od u do when u get too far away from urhouse

[Commander Fuckass]

how many dicks do you eat for breakfast? (notsid holds the boyah record at 14 dicks)

[bluaki]

can i have your testicles

they'd make an interesting decoration

no

Would you let me suckle on your freshly implanted boobs?

no

and I just said I likely won't get breast implants

what od u do when u get too far away from urhouse

Nothing in particular? I'm not sure what kind of answer you expect

I'm never really very far away from my home anyway

how many dicks do you eat for breakfast? (notsid holds the boyah record at 14 dicks)

-1

[The Hand That Fisted Everyone]

are your posts as snarky as i think they are

[bluaki]

are your posts as snarky as i think they are

Are you referring to the "-1"?

If not it's probably unintentional snarkiness