my new business

[strongbad]

there's this pawn shop near my house that sells nintendo wiis for $40
i've been posting ads selling them for $65

just made my first sale 

[spoiler]any1 wanna buy a wii $5 boyah discount[/spoiler]

[Daddy]

do you pay taxes on your profits?

[strongbad]

no because it is an illegitimate business
[spoiler]the best kind of business[/spoiler]

[C.Mongler]

i'll buy one for 20

[Commander Fuckass]

i'll buy one for 20

put homebrew on it and I'll give you $35

[strongbad]

i'll sell one that's homebrew ready for usb loading for $60 to boyagers

[C.Mongler]

no thxs im an adult

[??????]

i want to get a lot of cigarettes from another state and re-sell them again in nyc and not pay the hefty tax the implement on them and gain a lot of profit but i cannot drive

[Boogus Epirus Aurelius]

i want to get a lot of cigarettes from another state and re-sell them again in nyc and not pay the hefty tax the implement on them and gain a lot of profit but i cannot drive

Got to rob a semi-truck.

[??????]

Got to rob a semi-truck.

why don't you ride said semi-truck for me

[Boogus Epirus Aurelius]

why don't you ride said semi-truck for me

Well, I mean, you'd need an inside guy who knows the truck routes and then a few guys to drive vans to stop it in the middle of the road and then a team of like two or three guys to actually take the truck to the safe spot.

[snoorkel]

i want to get a lot of cigarettes from another state and re-sell them again in nyc and not pay the hefty tax the implement on them and gain a lot of profit but i cannot drive

i'll sell u cigs $25 any carton

[silvertone]

itt: small scale crony capitalism

[Daddy]

You've all been reported to the IRS.

[C.Mongler]

but y jmv y