last time you had a nice night thread

[applesauce]

last night i explored 1880s sewers with some fab flowstone. i was with chris, the drainor from portland, dan the fabulously gay gay, and ashley, the exploring aunt. it was great because no one had been in there for at least 9 months and chris and i went ahead and explored the maze while dan and ashley smoked. the cobwebs were thick and heavy with sewage condensation and i ended up dripping in it. chris and i explored like were were on adderall but we werent-- checking every drift and wiggling up every hole. there's nothing like the bond thats formed between two people when alternating each side tunnel and taking a break, dripping in sewage sitting on big chuncks of shattered brick covered in rat shit. when our backs couldnt take it anymore we returned to dan and ashley and drank hard cider and ate salad. then chis went to light paint while the rest of us discussed penetration. then we went to a siphon room and had to leave because the water level was rising and we were sure a sewer worker would show up soon to open another flood gate.

[strongbad]

last weekend i went camping with some of my buds and we got an ipa keg since it was my friends 21st. there were 10 of us. my bro ross and i started to drink at like 7am on saturday and we thought everyone was going to do that too but instead they ditched us to go climb (i should have done that lol) so instead we watched the keg all day and vaped in his truck and chilled with hillbillies until like 3am
counts as a night since it extended into the night but it was a nice break from reality

[Daddy]

^it's like a white college boy version of a clucky story

notice the lack of hard drugs and gay hookers

[??????]

i can never be white :'(

[Commander Fuckass]

i can never be white :'(

Micheal Jackson said that once
look how that turned out

[piano moths]

last monday i took some really awesome acid with my friend and we stayed up and when the sun rose we played with my kittens at a park by her house and i hallucinated a lot and smoked weed and a great band How I Quit Crack played and we didn't sleep and the next night i was with the same friends and on a bunk bed watching Attack on Titan but i was napping and she came up and cuddled w me it was just a really good night thing

my nights since then have been ok

[Daddy]

ITT Boyagers do drugs with friends and stay up all night doing hoodrat things.

[strongbad]

ITT Boyagers do drugs with friends and stay up all night doing hoodrat things.

what american youth considers to be a good time apparently
everyone else is a [   ]

[Boogus Epirus Aurelius]

Shelly’s a great friend I’ve had for years. She’s also a former co-worker and a kitchen specialist, if you like foods that set fire to your insides.

I went over to her apartment near the Park last night for Face Melting Chicken Biryani, margaritas and speed croquet. Back when the “old group” still had roots and branches in the area, we’d do that pretty often, get together at Shelly’s and soak the bottom half of our faces in a margarita glass to put out the ghost pepper fire.  Yesterday it was just three of us. A lot of empty lawn chairs and two balls short (hahaha) of a full set for croquet.

We live in the same town but we don’t see as much of each other anymore, mostly because it feels like we’ve lost limbs along the way. It’s really easy to catch yourself mid-conversation waiting briefly for the usual chime that doesn’t come from the empty couch to your front and center.

But, it turned out great. It was all the catching up that we smoothed over and forgot about through emails and twenty minute phone calls. Late night/early morning/late morning night-caps with a greasy breakfast to follow with good bad stories in between. I just wish it could be a weekly thing.