CRAZY PEOPLE IN YOUR LIFE?

[ncba93ivyase]

Here's a recording of the voice mail my girlfriend's mother left me the day she broke into our house and stole everything we owned: http://ektomarch.com/zidone/Barbara.mp3

We took her to court and the judge called her disgusting. 

itt talk about crazy things people have done to you and/or the terrible people you interact with in real life

[??????]

my mom and dad became hardcore Pentecostals and their pastor told my mother that she has the gift of prophecy (although she's just highly intuitive but it gets offset by her extreme anxiety)

before their magic religion days, my mother had PTSD comorbid with nightmares every night, and my father was an alcoholic with erratic personality shifts with reclusive tendencies.

also jmv was another crazy, he reminded me of a date I used to have who went by the name of Mike.
Came from Long Island's surburbia, moved to Brooklyn to work in a 3D-Printing facility where they've made 'em at and spent his life constantly orbiting electronics.
When relationships were introduced, his emotions seethed and splintered his rigid rationality and pushed him into violent threats against his own health ("I'll smear my fucking blood on your door if you don't come right outside")

His stringently tried to dictate me into doing things "properly", which mainly consisted of adhere to boring social etiquette; holding the door open for him, using utensils in a certain way, etc., and had this agitating tendency to grab my face and admire my facial structure by having his eyes preen down my jaw and cheeks. It made me feel incredibly objectified lol

Eventually one night, I purposely pretended that I got drunk off a couple of shots of whiskey and vocalized why he was single for such a long time, and why we'll never be together; because he quickly idealizes people and places them on pedestals and must conform to his perception or be brutally disappointed, his lack of intuitive understanding, his callousness, his outbursts, etc. and walked out.

Another crazy was my last boyfriend, he came from a secluded Hasidic community and didn't know anything beyond foods that were distributed by Orthodox Jew bodegas, so he never had a pie, a can of coke, mainstream candy, or even McDonalds. He'd do some weird things sometimes, like masturbate with a carpet tile (He told me this after I kept questioning, "Why does your goddamn dick always so raw?" and he replied, "Because I fucking masturbate with the carpet, I fucking have problems okay?")

There's more crazies, but I can't recall them at the moment. :'(

[C.Mongler]

what shit were u pullin what game were u playin


was it a dbz game

[strongbad]

there's this girl who is really into one of my closest friends and she keeps giving me shit. we think it's to butter me up so i'll speak highly of her to my friend. like she gave me $30 worth of weed, 10 mason jars with lids, discount piano lessons, and she just ordered me a vape since i told her that i liked hers. what is this i dont even

[crystalpepsi]

there's this girl who is really into one of my closest friends and she keeps giving me shit. we think it's to butter me up so i'll speak highly of her to my friend. like she gave me $30 worth of weed, 10 mason jars with lids, discount piano lessons, and she just ordered me a vape since i told her that i liked hers. what is this i dont even

She wants your D. Also anyone else curious of what Ronny did to get that lady so crazy? 

[PLEASEHELP1991]

clucky sends me old jmv im transcripts in the mail as a constant reminder

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clucky sends me old jmv im transcripts in the mail as a constant reminder

lol you're the one who send me that pdf

[ncba93ivyase]

what shit were u pullin what game were u playin


was it a dbz game

chinese checkers

She wants your D. Also anyone else curious of what Ronny did to get that lady so crazy? 

i took my girlfriend to nyc for a weekend and we had fun