cool stories about your teachers

[ncba93ivyase]

2 years ago when i was 20 my japanese teacher came to a party and brought all of us liquor

he also told us he hated the japanese program at my school and wanted to have sex with the girls in class and i'm pretty sure he did with this one chinese girl

he was awesome

also, back in high school i had a criminal justice teacher who would tell the black students not to end up as just another in prison and that it's very likely they'll wind up there anyways. he was a wise old black man and nobody fucked with him

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my english teacher in 10th grade found my ironic poem as a expression of my terrible self esteem and had me come over to her home several times, wishing to adopt me
my nutrition teacher and I would talk shit about the kids in class and I got to grade them if the material was based on visual cue (say, a project that involved drawing) and I got free passes and grades whenever
my psychology teacher of 11th grade had a tumor in her pineal gland and it made her incredibly voluptuous with sharp hourglass body

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the kicker's that she's in her late 50s lol
my psychology teacher for 12th grade just adored me and just let me pass without doing actual tests, making the students hate me so goddamn much because she was a incredibly vigorous with what she wanted on essays 

[Snowy]

2 years ago when i was 20 my japanese teacher came to a party and brought all of us liquor

he also told us he hated the japanese program at my school and wanted to have sex with the girls in class and i'm pretty sure he did with this one chinese girl

he was awesome

also, back in high school i had a criminal justice teacher who would tell the black students not to end up as just another in prison and that it's very likely they'll wind up there anyways. he was a wise old black man and nobody fucked with him

They sound great.

[Mando Pandango]

I'm just now remembering this history sub I had a few times that was, I'm sure, a compulsive liar. He told us the most ridiculous shit. I'll have to try to remember a few of them since it's been like 6 years.

[strongbad]

my neuroscience professor last year is making breakthroughs in research for huntingtons disease, and he got into it because him or a close family member has huntingtons
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[6M69I69B9]

i had a lot of gr8 teachers in hs but i can't pinpoint some of them out right now, here's some:

i had at least three teachers in my p.e. classes have me do not as much work and let me pass the class as long as i did minimal work.  they were such gr8 ppl ;_;

i had a great art teacher who taught me the basics of drawing and painting and i still have contact with her once in a while.  she really liked my abstract work and engaged herself in many of my projects and always wanted an update with what i was working on- same with other students as well.  she's gr8

i had an english teacher who seemed emotionless but still had the best reactions and/or comments to things.  i took her like three years ago so i p. forgot.  what a unique person

in my community college:

i had a speech teacher just last year that was a gr8 teacher and gave me good grades on my speeches regardless of my swearing, and we'd talk for hourss in his office about life and shit.  he considers me as a friend awww.  we still talk once in a while.  don't wanna lose contact with him even though i can see it happening.  man he's such a great person, really tries to help people achieve shit even when he has a huge ass schedule with his debate teams and own stuff.  he gets stressed a lot with so many things he has to tend to that he gets disorganized and distanced from people, even his own family.  he expressed to me how he felt bad when people wouldn't say hi to him or just ignored him when he greeted people he knew, and how people would defriend him on facebook once in a while.  i told him that i'd at least greet him when i see him ;_;  hardworking and dedic8ed as hell. 

i have a sociology prof. who works at the jails and detention centers in cook county.  (most of chicago)  pretty dedicated to helping people live off better with their lives.  though his classes...well, they were kind of..."off" once in a while.  it's pretty noticeable that he doesn't sleep until really late.  he can be pretty disorganized...

[6M69I69B9]

my neuroscience professor last year is making breakthroughs in research for huntingtons disease, and he got into it because him or a close family member has huntingtons
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like fux

[silvertone]

my history teacher was really cool. he called all the students idiots a lot, and that they were dumb and lazy. i thought that was really cool.

[Snowy]

my history teacher was really cool. he called all the students idiots a lot, and that they were dumb and lazy. i thought that was really cool.

My Government and Politics teacher is like that.

[6M69I69B9]

my history teacher was really cool. he called all the students idiots a lot, and that they were dumb and lazy. i thought that was really cool.

lol wow sounds like a gr8 job

what did he say to you

[silvertone]

lol wow sounds like a gr8 job

what did he say to you

he said i was a good student. i rly liked his class

most of the students were degenerate scum and deserved the insults. me too at times. but all that was demanded was that you read the chapter before class so you can discuss the info.
and none of them really did....
he gave a list of words we needed to know so we could pass the tests, and only gave us 2 tests. there was no homework outsides of reading... so it wasn't a very demanding course. class participation was IMportant, yet most of them couldn't participate because most didnt r3ad shit.
i felt lke it could have been a rly great class if the other students werent Intellectual Pestilence. cos my friends had him as a teacher in a diff class and they it was semper fi epic win

[6M69I69B9]

he said i was a good student. i rly liked his class

most of the students were degenerate scum and deserved the insults. me too at times. but all that was demanded was that you read the chapter before class so you can discuss the info.
and none of them really did....
he gave a list of words we needed to know so we could pass the tests, and only gave us 2 tests. there was no homework outsides of reading... so it wasn't a very demanding course. class participation was IMportant, yet most of them couldn't participate because most didnt r3ad shit.
i felt lke it could have been a rly great class if the other students werent Intellectual Pestilence. cos my friends had him as a teacher in a diff class and they it was semper fi epic win

sounds like a good teacher

i felt bad when i didn't do shit for my humanities class beforehand and english teacher.  being in college for 2yrs i realized that some teachers can be desperate for interaction and want ppl to get the most out of the classes they paid for

it's 2sad for me and im p. much a hypocrite, but ill d-do better to tend to teachers and try to find intrinsic value in things so that i can be able to touch...touch...what needs a right...

a right....

anyway gr8 teacher

[6M69I69B9]

oh and my painting teacher...oh my god...

hipster like fuck forty-five-year-old who dresses like he's 20, and lol he can be such an ass once in a while but he prob. does it so people can learn how to take shit with critiques and man he may be opinionated like fuxx but man he can have gr8 taste.  i really liked having him.  and he said in the past that he made some people cry in the past and lol i only shed one tear but that b/c of myself more.  man he really wants people to learn too.  at the end i shook hands with him and he said that this was a gr8 class and so i registered for his painting II class, in which he said he hasn't taught that class in two years, what a coincidence right?  lol shit this is so convenient.  he can joke sometimes too but can be really lamee but i like it when he's like that because he can be 2cool once in a while and it burnssssss man