shit thread

[??????]

Trevor's post from like, 4 weeks ago (on how he doesn't understand those who just go in and out of the bathroom) somehow sprouted up in my thoughts right before Clucky and Zidone went to bed

"...I-I'm one of those people", thought Clucky
And [gender non-comforting pronoun here] thought that it may have had its reasons planted into Clucky's steady diet of grains, legumes and frozen fruit.

[YPrrrr]

If I haven't been eating fast food for like the entire week then 30 seconds or less

[Mando Pandango]

is this time taken in the bathroom or time taken for the poop to leave my body

because the latter is like 5-10 seconds (it's like one of those straight-drop water slides down there) but the former could be anywhere from one to 10 minutes.

[silvertone]

Zidone and clucky goto bed together, but in two different beds. They have done this for many years, happily wed with approval from god and the white house in a 'genderqueer' marriage. Clucky starts talking about his shitting habits and asks about Zidone, who is reluctant to share because the topic embarrasses him. Clucky takes mild offense, thinking Zidone is being secretive, but also sees it as a challenge and tries to pry into Zidone's shit life. Which in turns offends Zidone even more, in blind rage he leaves their NYC-styled flat(famous for being small and infested with cockroaches] in OK in the dead of night leaving clucky pondering why people are so easily offended nowadays.



but in the morning, Zidone apologizes and takes clucky to IHOP for some vegan pancakes.+

[??????]

is this time taken in the bathroom or time taken for the poop to leave my body

because the latter is like 5-10 seconds (it's like one of those straight-drop water slides down there) but the former could be anywhere from one to 10 minutes.

the latter lol
if i eat badly it takes like, 2-3 minutes because my ~feces~ gets all soft and sticky and it takes forever for it all to pass out

Zidone and clucky goto bed together, but in two different beds. They have done this for many years, happily wed with approval from god and the white house in a 'genderqueer' marriage. Clucky starts talking about his shitting habits and asks about Zidone, who is reluctant to share because the topic embarrasses him. Clucky takes mild offense, thinking Zidone is being secretive, but also sees it as a challenge and tries to pry into Zidone's shit life. Which in turns offends Zidone even more, in blind rage he leaves their NYC-styled flat(famous for being small and infested with cockroaches] in OK in the dead of night leaving clucky pondering why people are so easily offended nowadays.



but in the morning, Zidone apologizes and takes clucky to IHOP for some vegan pancakes.+

it's like you captured the essence of my string of relationships

[snoorkel]

ive been bringing a stopwatch in there and its been about 3.5 seconds if i push hard to make it fast

[Snowy]

It usually takes a minute.

[6M69I69B9]

30 seconds to a minute

the real question is

how long does it take you to wipe?

[me003]

ive been bringing a stopwatch in there and its been about 3.5 seconds if i push hard to make it fast

bravo! well done. Olympic shitting in the making

[C.Mongler]

i dont have a butthole