4chan & reddit

[Samus Aran]

now if only they didn't overcharge......

[silvertone]

book stores are more pleasant than libraries because of the sexual gratification one gets from buying

the book is easily the phallus symbol. also most cashiers at bookstores are women. i mean iti s fairly obvious what is going on here.  they have 1 effeminate male to keep the women and homosexuals receiving the sexual impulses from purchasing

[silvertone]

i hope barnes and nobles is next
i don't know why
but book stores are more pleasant to browse and sit down and read

what makes them more enjoyable than public libraries?
eye-popping book covers that captures attention?
is it the intimacy of seeing other people read make it more enjoyable?
the fact that it's not a library but a store?
excessive lightening?

;(((

most of my bookstore expierences have been Uncomfortable. barnes and nobles suck , and i was in an overcrowded small store which also sucked. but there was a cool time when a buddhist monk came up 2 me in barnes and nobles and started talking to me about clayvioance and went through Be Here Now

[Ace]

what if they made a book store

with memes printed out all over the walls and copies of classic novels

hip, rad teens would go shopping there and then accidentally learn stuff

[ncba93ivyase]

what if they made a book store

with memes printed out all over the walls and copies of classic novels

hip, rad teens would go shopping there and then accidentally learn stuff

nothing could compel them to actually open the books, though

[Ace]

nothing could compel them to actually open the books, though

well the sales would still support authors who want to say something meaningful, even if the cover is a meme

okay maybe I didn't think this through shhhhhh

[silvertone]

writers don't deserve money. they only know how to Produce evil.

[Nyerp]

scientist becomes the first meme online

[The Hand That Fisted Everyone]

i took a huge shit in barnes and noble one time i was grinning from ear to ear when i left the bathroom and made eye contact with this lady and you could cut the tension with a knife

[Boogus Epirus Aurelius]

i took a huge shit in barnes and noble one time i was grinning from ear to ear when i left the bathroom and made eye contact with this lady and you could cut the tension with a knife

Eyes locked over a lingering odor, lightly brushing book-covers and cheap department store purses. A wide berth is forming in a semicircle, from the contemporary religious shelf to the dime-store horror section. I'd just finished the final draft of my own smack-horror piece, my last great work, penned on a different type of leaf. Lady's not a fan of the genre, I guess.

There's hints of a blush under that thick coat of foundation. Trying to bury her nose in a Danielle Steele novel, but her eyes just aren't into it. Only thing left is to take credit. Own it. Never was a fan of pen-names. I'd kicked dignity out the door years ago anyhow.

[Travis]

Me:You know I know everything about the internet.
Idiot: Whats my ip code
Me:541.3 *grins*

[Boogus Epirus Aurelius]

Me: Travis, what is the code to the internet?
Travis: Why do you ask, child?
Me: Because I forgot it.
Travis: The code is, "[spoiler][/spoiler]"

[Commander Fuckass]

TIL how to use flair on reddit

now I have a cool ass 8bit Rocket Raccoon near my name when I post

[??????]

nothing could compel them to actually open the books, though

maybe if the book was super condensed, easily digestible and carries 'inherited' value of sorts
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writers don't deserve money. they only know how to Produce evil.

true
Emily Brontë's the evilest author