When was the last time you...

[The spy who loves you]

had intercourse or any kind of sexual contact with someone besides yourself.

AND HOW DO YOU DEAL WITH ALL THE TIME THAT HAS LAPSED SINCE THEN

I haven't had any sort of ass in about a month and a half.

It's driving me insane

not to mention I loved the bitch and I got cheated on and left in dirt.

she then cheated on him with me without me knowing they were together and cheated on him with his best friend. she is now pregnant by him.

but anyways yeah man shits fucked up

[Kalahari Inkantation]

i felt tits an ass today

[Samus Aran]

uhhh

like two years ago

[The spy who loves you]

i felt tits an ass today

did you how was that

[The spy who loves you]

uhhh

like two years ago

say what

how do you survive, i'd be dying

with then again I am a nymphomaniac

[The Hand That Fisted Everyone]

i guess...november? fuck

[Samus Aran]

say what

how do you survive, i'd be dying

with then again I am a nymphomaniac

my bitterness toward the idea of enjoying a lady's company probably helps me get over any temporary desires

besides it's not like i can't jerk off

[ncba93ivyase]

about 3 days ago

and at least you weren't the one who got the dumbass pregnant

[ME##]

twenty-one years ago tomorrow

[The spy who loves you]

about 3 days ago

and at least you weren't the one who got the dumbass pregnant

fasho luls

I mean I guess, but the dude is getting ready to go to jail anyway. a child doesn't scare me. but hopefully the experience will teach her something if she decides to have it. I'd be beating I did horse if I kept trying to save this bitch.

my bitterness toward the idea of enjoying a lady's company probably helps me get over any temporary desires

besides it's not like i can't jerk off

damn someone fucked you over too

[Commander Fuckass]

last friday

[Mando Pandango]

Um...

Uh...

I don't... understand? The question?

[??????]

like sometime around the weekend
i stopped having sex so often because a std test as of late February said i had gonorrhea

and i was like  
and i asked everyone i slept with if they were clean
"yeah i'm cle--'i have gonorrhea and i want to know where it fucking came from'"

i'm really sure it's this one guy named trident, or trigun, or triden, or something; i can't really remember his name
he didn't really respect my boundaries in regards to safe sex practices, and i've had my suspicions

i've became so promiscuous i don't bother to remember names anymore, i nickname them based on a unique trait that they have, i.e "that guy who plays brass instruments", or "midtown 51st street guy", or "person with penthouse"

now i just go on dates so i can get free things
i have 4 for the weekend, and one sleep over on tuesday
i only have sex with my boyfriend now, and got my hep B vaccine finalized along with other vaccines so he won't get harmed and so i can get autism quicker

i don't care much for true monogamy since it doesn't exist for gays anyways  
(and because no one wants to spin into making bad decisions and live in debt with me in california ;_;)

[The spy who loves you]

felt you filthy whore

[The Hand That Fisted Everyone]

felt you filthy whore

lmao