how to survive a job interview

[ME##]

i'm going to go crazy.  what have i done with myself?

[LCK]

whats kind of job

[ME##]

whatever a 'package handler' at ups  does lol

[Thyme]

handle my package

[LCK]

put emphasis on how much you love the color brown. and boxes

[PLEASEHELP1991]

wait for them to introduce themselves before you introduce yourself
find common ground

[YPrrrr]

Just lie a lot

[ME##]

Just lie a lot

it just seems like getting a job is how good at lying one can be

[YPrrrr]

it just seems like getting a job is how good at lying one can be

That's basically it

[ME##]

life is built around lies.  my morals cannot allow me to exist like this

[silvertone]

life is built around lies.  my morals cannot allow me to exist like this

mendacity!!!!

[Classic]

Finally. A man who'll support my lifestyle. 

[ME##]

but could you live with a person who had to lie to get this?

[Classic]

I could live with that. I can't be with you for being so blatantly anti-Nintendo.

But seriously. Everyone lies during an interview. I always make myself look like a saint. 

[ME##]

the lies that would have to be told to make myself look even remotely saint-like would be astronomical in magnitude