I ran out of jack daniels

[Daddy]

i am in a pickle

i only have other stuff

but i am trying to drinkj more

[Samus Aran]

how can you be manly without bourbon

[Daddy]

how can you be manly without bourbon

i ahve a whole bodle of makers maekr

but it's more ony

[Boogus Epirus Aurelius]

I was at an airport recently and I was walking out of the bathroom when this guy walks up to me and hands me a huge bottle of Jack and asked if I wanted it. He couldn't fit it in his luggage so I said of course.

[Samus Aran]

i ahve a whole bodle of makers maekr

but it's more ony

i like how they melt the red "lids" onto the maker's mark bottles

so cool

[Daddy]

it is to increase ales

it is wax

[Samus Aran]

it is to increase ales

it is wax

yes it's cool

i think knob creek uses wax too because their lids feel all waxy but they're in a typical lid shaped mold

[Daddy]

i drank knobb at a bart once

[Classic]

Pull up a seat. I have plenty.

[Samus Aran]

Pull up a seat. I have plenty.

i interpreted this sexually

[Classic]

Amazingly, I had no ill intentions. I seriously would share mine.

[silvertone]

drink Rum with Me

[Hiro]

i want alcohol

[Boogus Epirus Aurelius]

Shiner bock rockin' cock.

[Wrench]

pop is better tbh