What are you getting your significant other for Valentine's Day?

[YPrrrr]

I got her flowers

Even though now we're broken up and she's getting back with her ex so kill me now

[ME##]

I got her flowers

Even though now we're broken up and she's getting back with her ex so kill me now

only if you kill me first

[LCK]

oh also
i've just been giving maddy gifts on the days coming up to valentines day, and topping it all off on the v day. which is also my bday.
i already got her flowers and a box of assorted chocolates. just the typical stuff because she's never gotten it.
i purchased her a copy of modest mouse we were dead before the ship even sank on vinyl. oh, and a mini food processor for all of our veggie dips and sauces and shit.
the vinyl and processor were ordered online and arriving after vday, so i thought i'd do a bit more.
I scheduled her a 1 hour therapeutic massage downtown right after her classes on valentines day, in which during that time i will go buy her a biggggg teddy bear and stuff it in the car for when she comes back. then we're going out to the "nicest" restaurant in winona for some dindin

[Classic]

I am going to buy myself a dildo.

[YPrrrr]

I am going to buy myself a dildo.

I don't know why this struck me as odd at first

Makes sense I suppose

[strongbad]

oh also
i've just been giving maddy gifts on the days coming up to valentines day, and topping it all off on the v day. which is also my bday.
i already got her flowers and a box of assorted chocolates. just the typical stuff because she's never gotten it.
i purchased her a copy of modest mouse we were dead before the ship even sank on vinyl. oh, and a mini food processor for all of our veggie dips and sauces and shit.
the vinyl and processor were ordered online and arriving after vday, so i thought i'd do a bit more.
I scheduled her a 1 hour therapeutic massage downtown right after her classes on valentines day, in which during that time i will go buy her a biggggg teddy bear and stuff it in the car for when she comes back. then we're going out to the "nicest" restaurant in winona for some dindin

bfoty

[Hiro]

oh also
i've just been giving maddy gifts on the days coming up to valentines day, and topping it all off on the v day. which is also my bday.
i already got her flowers and a box of assorted chocolates. just the typical stuff because she's never gotten it.
i purchased her a copy of modest mouse we were dead before the ship even sank on vinyl. oh, and a mini food processor for all of our veggie dips and sauces and shit.
the vinyl and processor were ordered online and arriving after vday, so i thought i'd do a bit more.
I scheduled her a 1 hour therapeutic massage downtown right after her classes on valentines day, in which during that time i will go buy her a biggggg teddy bear and stuff it in the car for when she comes back. then we're going out to the "nicest" restaurant in winona for some dindin

that's fuckin nice dude

[LCK]

well thank you. she deserves it. shes done so much for me

[Daddy]

dinner i guess

[Classic]

I don't know why this struck me as odd at first

Makes sense I suppose

At least it won't leave me. :'(

[strongbad]

lol i just ordered my girlfriend a kendama for valentines day (then i could bundle shipping on a new kendama for me heh heh heh)
http://sweetskendamas.com/product/seafoam-atack/

she'll either hate it or it will be the thing that made her become a kendama master

[applesauce]

flowers, chocolate, 2 jars of queso, 3 boxes of mac and cheese, and a big thing of velveeta

she misses american food 

[YPrrrr]

I think that is more Midwest than American

CHEESE, CHEESE ON EVERYTHING

[ME##]

I think that is more Midwest than American

CHEESE, CHEESE ON EVERYTHING

got a problem, bud?

[YPrrrr]

got a problem, bud?

No, we put it on our heads here