ur favorite family guy quotes

[Samus Aran]

"dam you woman!!"
-stewy

[ME##]

'not as crazy as that 1 time u walked in2 da white house and did something randumb, peter!!!!' :::::DDDDDDDD

[famy]

buttscratcher xD

[YPrrrr]

Whose leg do I have to hump to get some decent activity around here

[Boogus Epirus Aurelius]

"Doh!"

[Mando Pandango]

Ooh piece of candy

[Mando Pandango]

I'm a pizza doooooooog

[Travis]

shut up meg

[AAAAAAAA]

bazinga

[Samus Aran]

shut up meg

youre out of your element, meg

[Samus Aran]

thats just like, your opinion meg

[Samus Aran]

youre the meg now brian

[Mando Pandango]

is this your homework, meg?

[TooB]

Chris: "Yay! He-man, Transformers and GI JOE! THose things existed!"
Stewie: "How does it feel to be on a major network for 30 seconds?"
Chris: "F*** YOU!!"

and also....

Herbert: "Get your fat (space) ass back here...."

[Daddy]

i liked that one quote where they kept repeating the joke for 5 minute straight.