awards awards goddamn awards thread

[ME##]

Video: 

https://vimeo.com/47374909

Results:

[spoiler=I am a cocksucking fag and only read the results]Category name: Boyager most likely unable to socialize with other Boyagers
Winner: LiveOnTheEdge
Runner-up: David (ME86)

Category name: Boyager most likely to become a porn star
Winner: Clucky
Runner-up: Tyler

Category name: Boyager most obvious at trying to duplicate Silvertone's posts
Winner: Snowy
Runner-up: Silvertone

Category name: Best album
Winners: Cory Johnson - The Legend of Zelda, This Must Be The Place OST, M83 - Hurry Up, We're Dreaming
Runner-up: Foster the People – Torches

Category name: Boyager secretly an Outsider
Winner: PQQU
Runner-up: Snorkel (Wziard)

Category name: Boyager that is most likely to use a dictionary when reading posts
Winner: iCandy
Runner-up: Lacey

Category name: Best looking female
Winners: Hensa, Hime
Runners-up: Skylark (eeeeeee), Bluaki, Rae

Category name: Most likely to not get any of his/her category suggestions used
Winner: Original_MIB
Runner-up: Andrew1911

Category name: Boyager who is the best candidate to represent all of Boyah
Winner: Tectron
Runner-up: Silvertone

Category name: Best looking male
Winner: Hippo
Runner-up: Wrench, NotSid

Category name: Boyager most likely to post their daily activities because they have no one
Winner: Tectron
Runner-up: Clucky

Category name: Best lurker
Winners: Thief, Zidone
Runner-up: LiveOnTheEdge

Category name: Best Boyager
Winners: Nyerp, Tectron, Silvertone
Runners-up: Kaz, NotSid

Category name: Most likely to gain and lose 100% quota
Winners: Thyme, Kaz
Runner-up: Tyler

Category name: Best Midwestern member
Winner: Kaz
Runner-up: David (ME86)

Category name: Best mod
Winners: YPR, Tectron
Runner-up: David (ME86)

Category name: Most likely to finish college
Winner: JMV
Runners-up: Nobody, Lawlz, YPR

Category name: Boyager most likely to become the new Kono
Winner: Snowy
Runners-up: Nyerp, Kaz

Category name: Best Boyah vegetarian
Winner: Echo
Runner-up: Skylark (eeeeeee)

Category name: Best mustache/facial hair
Winner: NotSid
Runner-up: JMV

Biggest super-inflated ego:
Winner:  Socks
Runner-up:  Anyone who has anyone blocked

User who should return:
Winner:  Veal
Runner-up:  Tie Between Joeinc and Det

User with the most annoying avatar:
Winner:  Rae
Runner-up:  Tie between Lawlz and Hiro

Best bachelor pad:
Winner:  Hippo
Runner-up:  Kaz

Whiniest Boyager: 
Winner:  Nyerp
Runner-up:  Snowy

Best college dropout:
Winner:  Kaz
Runner-up:  Socks

Biggest weeaboo:
Winner:  Bluaki
Runner-up:  Kaz

Word of the year:
Winner:  Tie between Rude, krunchburned and YOLO
Runner-up:  Shitnerd

Worst admin:
Winner:  Snorkel
Runner-up:  JMV

Worst Boyager:
Winner:  Tie between Kougraducky and Snowy
Runner-up:  Tie between Nyerp and DP

Worst emote:
Winner: 
Runner-up:  Tie between and

Boyager best at noposting:
Winner:  Thief
Runner-up:  Nyerp

Post of the year:
Winner:

Hey fuck you asshole. You've been nothing but a cunt to me since I started posting here and I'm fucking tired of it. Go fucking hang yourself or something and rid the world of your fucking presense.

Runner-up: Tie between

damn dood i think im gonna go take a shit now!

and

What in the fuck happened to you?

Boyager best at sleeping:
Winner:  The following error or errors occurred whilst adding this poll: You must have at least two choices!
Runner-up:  ME86

Next Boyager to drop out of college:
Winner:  Hiro
Runner-up:  Tectron

Most relatable Boyager:
Winner:  Silvertone
Runner-up:  Tie between Snowy and ME86

Boyager who's best at video games:
Winner:  Kaz
Runner-up:  Tectron

Best chat thread owner:
Winner:  Man of Popsicle
Runner-up:  Boyager

Worst mod:
Winner:  Thief
Runner-up:  ME86

Most pretentious Boyager:
Winner:  Socks
Runner-up:  Lawlz

Worst new member:
Winner:  Kougraducky
Runner-up:  Felt's somewhat new account

Category: Member who reminds you the most of a wild animal
Winner: JMV
Runner-up: Silvertone


Category: Maddest Boyager
Winner: Nyerp
Runner-up: DP


Category: Low-quotaist with the greatest Boyah presence
Winner: Bluaki
Runner-up: Thyme, Nyerp, Boognish


Category: Best Person to ignore in 2012
Winner: DP
Runner-up: Felt


Category: Loneliest Boyager
Winner: Hiro
Runner-up: Tectron


Category: Least missed
Winner: Slim
Runner-up: Title


Category: Least likely to ever change
Winner: Nyerp
Runner-up: David (ME86)


Category: Laziest Boyager, ever
Winner: Entire awards crew
Runner-up: Kaz


Category: Inactive Boyager who's most likely in jail
Winner: Zayna, Culo
Runner-up: NONE


Category: Best Boyager with 100% quota
Winner: David (ME86)
Runner-up: Tec


Category: Best admin
Winner: Snorkel
Runner-up: JMV
Category: Most infamous ex-Boyager
Winner: Mariofreak, Zayna
Runner-up: Title

Category: Boyager with the best taste in music
Winner: Silvertone, Thyme
Runner-up: Kaz

Category: Boyager most likely to have a restraining order against them
Winner: Jaleel
Runner-up: Hiro

Category: Best Boyager musician
Winner: Steal
Runner-up: Kaz (what lol)

Category: Boyager with the biggest turn-around in life
Winner: Lawlz
Runner-up: JMV

Category: Best Silvertone post
Winner: All
Runner-up: Strong Italy Threat against Olive Garden (image link: http://i.imgur.com/WhBwj.png)

Category: Boyager with the worst stories
Winner: Socks
Runner-up: Lawlz

Category: Boyager you find most interesting
Winner: Boognish
Runner-up: Notsid

Category: Boyager most likely to hook up with another Boyager
Winner: Tyler
Runner-up: Hensa

Category: Best stream
Winner: KazberryKrunch
Runner-up: Bluakistream

Category: Most forgotten [formerly active] Boyager
Winner: Metallik, Volvagia
Runner-up: Paul

Category: Most feminine/girly male Boyager
Winner: Echo
Runner-up: Kaz

Category: Boyager most likely to marry another Boyager
Winner: Tyler
Runner-up: ME86

Category: Best streamed anime series
Winner: Mahou Shoujo Madoka Magica
Runner-up: Shinryaku! Ika Musume (Invasion! Squid Girl)

Category: Boyager you think is from the future
Winner: Gri
Runner-up: Silvertone

Category: Best streamed movie
Winner: Conspirators of Pleasure, 2001: A Space Odyssey
Runner-up: Digimon: The Movie

Category: Boyager you'd be happy to skip in a meadow with
Winner: Echo
Runner-up: Skylark

Category: Most envied Boyager
Winner: Boognish, YPR
Runner-up: Snorkel, Skylark, silvertone

Category: Best Boyah award category
Winner: Most thing ever
Runner-up: Boyager with the best tumblr

Category: Most likely to be an idiot
Winner: Thyme
Runner-up: Tectron, Echo


Category: Boyager that you think will have the most inspiring autobiography
Winner: Boognish
Runner-up: Original_MIB


Category: Boyager most likely to go to drug rehab
Winner: Strongbad, Snorkel
Runner-up: Echo


Category: Boyager that you wouldn't pet even if they were a dog
Winner: Clucky
Runner-up: I would pet every dog


Category: Best AMA
Winner: iCandy
Runner-up: Thyme


Category: Boyager who least deserves to be ignored
Winner: Silvertone
Runner-up: Wawi


Category: Most jaded Boyager
Winner: ME86
Runner-up: Silvertone


Category: Boyager who most needs to get laid
Winner: Hiro
Runner-up: Thyme


Category: Boyager whose posts you've skipped the most
Winner: Socks
Runner-up: Clucky


Category: Boyager most likely to hammer the final nail into Boyah's coffin
Winner: Snorkel
Runner-up: Mariofreak


Category: Boyager with the best stories
Winner: Boognish
Runner-up: Snorkel


Category: Best signature
Winner: Man of Popsicle
Runner-up: Travis


Category: Boyager with the best real life adventures
Winner: Applesauce
Runner-up: Steal, Tectron


Category: Boyager with the best taste in games
Winner: Kaz
Runner-up: Nyerp, Reaper, Zidone

Thread of the year:
Winner:  I get the feeling nobody here likes me http://boyah.net/forums/index.php/topic,54685.0.html
Runner-up:  Echo's NationStates thread

Game of the year:
Winner:  Uncharted 3: Drake's Deception
Runner-up:  The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

Best suggestion:
Winner:  Restock the name changes
Runner-up: 

Suggest emotes that will never be added

Best thing that has not changed in the last 5 years:
Winner:  Tie between The Saf themes [e.g. Orange you glad?] and Everyone's chronic depression
Runner-up:  Tie between [move][/move] and Our transition to Boyah 2.0

Best token homosexual: 
Winner:  Tyler
Runner-up:  Echo

Best typo:
Winner:  Tie between gaggots and cook
Runner-up:  Tie between Mapio and STGY

Best user progressively-not-caring-about-Boyahing-anymore: 
Winner:  Tyler
Runner-up:  Geno

Best avatar: 
Winner:  Tec's animated Sudowoodo
Runner-up:  Thyme

Best video game played with other Boyagers: 
Winner:  Uncharted 2: Among Thieves
Runner-up:  Tie between Portal 2 and Minecraft

Best video game stream: 
Winner:  Popsi's stream of Hatoful Boyfriend
Runner-up:  ME86's stream of The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker

Best west coast Boyager:
Winner:  Tie between Snorkel and Steal
Runner-up:  Can JMV who got no votes really be the runner-up?

Biggest arm-chair psychologist: 
Winner:  Clucky
Runner-up:  Famy

Biggest asshole:
Winner:  Nyerp
Runner-up:  Socks

Biggest biggot: 
Winner:  iCandy
Runner-up:  Socks

Biggest failure:   
Winner:  Boyah market 
Runner-up:  ME86's AMA

Biggest hipster fuck: 
Winner:   Hiro 
Runner-up:  Tie between Echo and Geno

Biggest slut: 
Winner:  Tie between Clucky, Zayna and Tyler
Runner-up:  Tie between Felt and Applesauce

Ruddest Boyager: 
Winner:  DP
Runner-up:  Thyme

Saviour of Boyay: most "active" user (not necessarily most hours active):
Winner:  Silvertone
Runner-up:  ME86

Two Boyagers everyone mixes up/are secretly the same person: 
Winner:  DP/Snowy
Runner-up:  Tie between Silvertone/Thecatsong, Felt/Clucky, Thief/Steal and ME86/Tectron.

User most likely to slow down the Boyah Awards process:
Winner:  Snorkel
Runner-up:  ME86

Boyager drug of choice:
Winner:  Self-pity
Runner-up:  Weed

Worst thread:
Winner:  Official Boyah Nudez Thread http://boyah.net/forums/index.php/topic,57095.0.html
Runner-up:  Some Hiro thread, probably

Most poorly organised awards award:
Winner:  Wawi Awards
Runner-up:  Boyah Awards 2010 Boyah Awards 2013

Best complaint:
Winner:  Tie between This is probably the worst fuckup in this forum's fucking history. and Hey fuck you asshole etc.
Runner-up:  Mariofreak's rant about Lawlz which is still bumped every couple of months

Boyager everyone seems to forget exists:
Winner:  Tie between TheSequel and LiveOnTheEdge
Runner-up:  Tie between Travis and Hobbit

Category name: Best couple
Winner: Snowy/DP (+Horse)
Runner-up: Silvertone/Satan

Category name: Most perverted
Winner: Kaz
Runner-up: Tyler

Category name: Boyager least likely to succeed
Winner: Nyerp
Runner-up: David (ME86)

Category name: Best East Coast member
Winner: Tectron
Runners-up: Bluaki, Lawlz

Category name: Most mysterious Boyager
Winner: LiveOnTheEdge
Runners-up: Buffasianbodybuilder, David (ME86), Silvertone

Category name: Boyager most likely to watch more than a minute of sports
Winner: YPR
Runner-up: David (ME86)

Category name: Boyager least likely to win any other awards
Winner: Clara Listensprechen
Runner-up: Strongbad

Category name: Most manly
Winner: Hippo
Runners-up: Trevor, Boognish

Category name: Boyager most likely to win all of the awards
Winner: Tectron
Runner-up: Silvertone

Category name: Best emote
Winner:
Runners-up: ,

Category name: Most likely to use a false identity
Winner: Clucky
Runner-up: Snorkel (Wziard)

Category name: Best Boyager college
Winner: Home
Runners-up: Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, University of Wisconsin

Category name: Boyager most likely to be the last remaining Boyager one day
Winner: David (ME86)
Runner-up: Nyerp, Tectron

Category name: Best inactive user
Winner: JustJack
Runner-up: Vulpix

Category name: Most likely to suggest a category that exists solely so that they themselves can WIN AN AWARD
Winner: DP
Runner-up: Original_MIB, Echo

Category name: Most likely to commit suicide
Winner: Everybody
Runners-up: Kougraducky, Hiro, Nyerp

Category name: Boyager that needs to shut the fuck up
Winner: DP
Runners-up: Snowy, Socks

Category name: Boyager that posts in a thread and nobody posts in it again
Winner: Hiro
Runner-up: DP

Category name: Boyager most likely to destroy his or her life for Satan
Winner: Silvertone
Runners-up: Lawlz, Tectron, Nyerp, Hiro

Category name: Most likely to become a serial killer
Winner: Snowy
Runner-up: Clucky, Original_MIB

Category name: Best new Boyah meme
Winner: p. ____, so
Runners-up: Mimicking Snowy's passive-aggressive posts, Wrenching

Category name: Boyager that will live longer than any of us
Winner: iCandy
Runners-up: David (ME86), Tectron

Category name: Boyager who you think everyone likes
Winner: Silvertone
Runners-up: Rae, Man of Popsicle

Category name: Best Boyager from the Beginning (ie since April-September 2007)
Winner: JMV
Runner-up: YPR

Category name: Best new member
Winner: Amethyst
Runner-up: Mobius

Category name: Most likely to be murdered
Winner: Clucky
Runners-up: Snowy's mother, Nyerp

Category name: Boyager most likely to get dipshitted
Winner: DP
Runner-up: Felt

Category name: Most likely to be Boyager
Winner: DP
Runner-up: Snowy

Category name: Boyager that you think has a really really really (really?) really big secret
Winner: Tectron
Runners-up: Sam, Socks

Category name: Best recently-returned Boyager
Winner: Lawlz
Runner-up: Hippo
Category: Boyah's biggest fan
Winner: David (ME86)
Runner-up: Nyerp, Tectron


Category: Most changed
Winner: Lawlz
Runner-up: Det


Category: Coolest Boyager
Winner: Boognish
Runner-up: Silvertone


Category: Funniest Boyager
Winner: Silvertone
Runner-up: Man of Popsicle


Category: Most boring Boyager
Winner: Strongbad
Runner-up: Wrenchninja


Category: Geekiest Boyager
Winner: Bluaki
Runner-up: Snorkel






[/spoiler]

[Andria]

Category name: Best Boyah vegetarian
Winner: Echo
Runner-up: Skylark (eeeeeee)

Category: Most feminine/girly male Boyager
Winner: Echo
Runner-up: Kaz

Category: Boyager you'd be happy to skip in a meadow with
Winner: Echo
Runner-up: Skylark

Category: Most likely to be an idiot
Winner: Thyme
Runner-up: Tectron, Echo

Category: Boyager most likely to go to drug rehab
Winner: Strongbad, Snorkel
Runner-up: Echo

Best token homosexual: 
Winner:  Tyler
Runner-up:  Echo

Biggest hipster fuck: 
Winner:   Hiro 
Runner-up:  Tie between Echo and Geno

Category name: Most likely to suggest a category that exists solely so that they themselves can WIN AN AWARD
Winner: DP
Runner-up: Original_MIB, Echo


I feel so loved

[don't let's]

Boyah should just aim for a feature movie length 

[Samus Aran]

i apologize in advance for the sometimes variable volume of my section due to microphone sensitivity

[Commander Fuckass]

thank you all

[Andria]

also my video will be the best

though not sid being adorable will be a close second

[Commander Fuckass]

Notsid wins because of that amazing shirt

[Andria]

I want to lick that peanut butter off not sid's face

[Samus Aran]

jesus christ notsid you are amazing lmao

[ME##]

that's why i put him first

[Andria]

I never want to see a popsicle ever again

[Samus Aran]

I never want to see a popsicle ever again

i wonder if popsi feels violated

[Andria]

i wonder if popsi feels violated

I assume he does. I feel violated...

[Thyme]

rofl notsid's analysis of the lote method of posting

[Mando Pandango]

notsid sounds like Matthew McCounaghey when he's speaking in a hushed tone.