OFFICIAL APPLESAUCE AMA

[applesauce]

LITERALLY ANYTHING AND I WILL ANSWER IT IF I CAN I PROMISE

[??????]

would you hug snorklums for me 

[Mando Pandango]

why do you make new threads for literally every thought that pops into your head

[applesauce]

would you hug snorklums for me 

Do you mean snorkel? I haven't seen him since... January 2011, I think. But if I had the opportunity, ok.

[applesauce]

why do you make new threads for literally every thought that pops into your head

I do not. I cannot type that fast. Can you type that fast?

[Mando Pandango]

I do not. I cannot type that fast. Can you type that fast?

i can type around 120 wpm at my fastest

still no

[applesauce]

ok i guess no one is curious about anything

[??????]

Do you mean snorkel? I haven't seen him since... January 2011, I think. But if I had the opportunity, ok.

you sound so unenthusiastic 

[Nyerp]

ok i guess no one is curious about anything

jesus christ the thread's been up for half an hour calm the fuck down

also why do you try so hard to live???????

[Hiro]

how do you fuck so many bitches

[applesauce]

how do you fuck so many bitches

I don't fuck so many bitches. I have fucked two bitches.

[applesauce]

also why do you try so hard to live???????

Idk, I get hungry and stuff.

[Commander Fuckass]

Why won't you ever go to chatanooga and stay at the chatanooga choo-choo

[ME##]

how many other cubs fans have you encountered today

[Andria]

what do you think of me?

also why do people suck?