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[strongbad]

my room mate (i guess house mate, his room is across the hall) is having phone sex with his girlfriend

how can i be obnoxious

[Hiro]

make moaning noises through his door

[ncba93ivyase]

people still have phone sex?

people under 50 have phone sex?

[Commander Fuckass]

play a porno with the volume all the way up

[Samus Aran]

call him repeatedly

[strongbad]

people still have phone sex?

people under 50 have phone sex?

i dont know if it is necessarily phone sex
we were playing kirby super star and my room mate was like "we're going to have a talk dirty and masturbate sesh over the phone in a few minutes so you might want to leave"
i guess that counts as phone sex

i already texted both of them saying that i was masturbating to them having phone sex
that might have been a little weird

[Hiro]

i already texted both of them saying that i was masturbating to them having phone sex
that might have been a little weird

that's super weird

call him repeatedly

this one's good

also send him random picture messages of you smiling or food, stuff like that

[6M69I69B9]

play "screamo"

FIRST 45 SECONDS MAX VOLUME

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XNVgEbuVbf4

[strongbad]

that's super weird

i have weird relationships with both of them
ima call them

[silvertone]

shoot him, take the money and run. you can be out of town before the police find the body

[Samus Aran]

so what happened

[Hiro]

fuck A cat.
[spoiler]Cat A[/spoiler]

[strongbad]

so what happened

they had phone sex
and afterwards my room mate was like uhh did you mean to call me
and i was like YEAH GOTCHA HAHAHA

eh

[Hiro]

they had phone sex
and afterwards my room mate was like uhh did you mean to call me
and i was like YEAH GOTCHA HAHAHA

eh

terrible.
you were supposed to call him multiple times

[strongbad]

W/e