Asshole of Lava

[Boyager]

hi boyah, this is chips handon.

haelkp

whenever i shit, my ass feels like it has been injected with lava. then i cant sit down from the burm

how fix boyah?

[Boyager]

A shotgun blast to the face

[Boyager]

hold it open

[Boyager]

go to your gp

[Boyager]

what does tat mean

[Boyager]

your general practitioner duh...

[Boyager]

A buttery river of fumigating shit lava explodes out off Boyager's orc's ass, corrupting his anal flesh scars and washing Boyah with a shower of malevolent colon cannonballs.

[Boyager]

Asshole of Larva

[Boyager]

Asshole of Larva

This is an actual song sung to the tune of tiny dancer.

Larva Lazy
Call me crazy
You live in a soda can

Squirming eyes
Just a disguise
You see more than the modern man

Citronella
You must have smelled ya
Shitting in the sand

Now you're free
Under that tree
Asshole Larva in my hand

[Boyager]

one of my favorite campfire songs actually.

[Boyager]

stop injecting your asshole with lava

[Boyager]

one of my favorite campfire songs actually.

[Boyager]

Oh now it sits so free
Lying there, looking at me
Only you
Can hear me screaming
When I say Shit son,
Hold me

Get the fuck out asshole larva
Get your ass out on the highway
Spawn your kind somewhere over there
Ain't no place for your kind heeeeerrrrrreeee.