Dis, da Hawai`i Pidgin New Testament (Da Jesus Book)

[The Hand That Fisted Everyone]

http://www.pidginbible.org/Concindex.html

Peopo dat talk da Hawai`i kine local Pidgin can use dis Web place fo find out mo plenny bout da Bible. Get odda peopo too dat talk English kine, but dey can kinda read da Pidgin if dey like.

[Thyme]

Den God say, “I like light fo shine!� an da light start fo shine.

[YPrrrr]

So if I'm coughing up green phlegm should i call the doctor or just wait to see if this passes

[Thyme]

So if I'm coughing up green phlegm should i call the doctor or just wait to see if this passes

dis da wrong thread man

[Commander Fuckass]

So if I'm coughing up green phlegm should i call the doctor or just wait to see if this passes

green phlegm usually means some sort of bacterial infection

[ME##]

12“Take care fo make shua da Res Day stay spesho fo me, yoa God Yahweh, jalike I wen tell you fo do. 13You get six days fo do all yoa work an eryting you gotta do. 14But da numba seven day, az da spesho Res Day fo me, yoa God Yahweh. Dat day you no work notting, not you, yoa boy, yoa girl, yoa worka guy o wahine, yoa cow, yoa donkey, all yoa odda animals, anybody from odda place dat stay by you, so yoa worka guys an wahines can res jalike you. 15No foget, you guys was slave guys an work real hard inside Egypt, an me, yoa God Yahweh, I wen bring you guys outa dea wit my powa. Az why I, yoa God Yahweh, stay tell you guys fo show respeck fo da Res Day.

[Kalahari Inkantation]

23Kaz can yoa so me in the ass please? I am so shitman the Bagbagianing confases bat 24I am also laaghing at the same time, yoa gays sack !!

[YPrrrr]

dis da wrong thread man

God damn it, second time this week >_<'

At least this time it was still a notsid thread

[Nyerp]

23Kaz can yoa so me in the ass please? I am so shitman the Bagbagianing confases bat 24I am also laaghing at the same time, yoa gays sack !!

nothing can top this, please lock this thread

[Thyme]

but before it gets locked, tec, what passage is that from?

lol idk the bible

[PLEASEHELP1991]

i've known about this book since 2004 

[Mobius135]

23Kaz can yoa so me in the ass please? I am so shitman the Bagbagianing confases bat 24I am also laaghing at the same time, yoa gays sack !!

What the actual fuck

[silvertone]

but before it gets locked, tec, what passage is that from?

lol idk the bible

jesus said it when he was jerking off on the cross

[ncba93ivyase]

there's one for some north carolinan creole

http://www.gullahbible.com/

0Steada dat, dey oughta call tention ta deysef by dey good deed dat ooman wa woshup God oughta do. 11Ooman dem mus tie op dey mout an pay mind fa true ta dem wa laan um. 12A ain leh no ooman teach, needa hab no tority oba de man dem. Ooman dem mus tie op dey mout. 13Cause fus God done mek Adam, fo e mek Eve. 14An de Debil ain ceebe Adam. Eve de one e ceebe. An Eve de one wa fall eenta sin ginst God. 15Bot ooman gwine be safe wen e da bon chile, ef e keep on da trus een Christ, an lob people, an pit God fus een e life, an ef e da lib deestent an ain call tention ta esef.

[The Hand That Fisted Everyone]

there's one for some north carolinan creole

http://www.gullahbible.com/

0Steada dat, dey oughta call tention ta deysef by dey good deed dat ooman wa woshup God oughta do. 11Ooman dem mus tie op dey mout an pay mind fa true ta dem wa laan um. 12A ain leh no ooman teach, needa hab no tority oba de man dem. Ooman dem mus tie op dey mout. 13Cause fus God done mek Adam, fo e mek Eve. 14An de Debil ain ceebe Adam. Eve de one e ceebe. An Eve de one wa fall eenta sin ginst God. 15Bot ooman gwine be safe wen e da bon chile, ef e keep on da trus een Christ, an lob people, an pit God fus een e life, an ef e da lib deestent an ain call tention ta esef.

this is like the third time people have brought up this crazy dialect and I've never heard of it.