i'm a dumbass ask me anything

[Nyerp]

why won't you change your screen name or avatar

[YPrrrr]

it's my honest, caring personality 

lulllllllll

[??????]

lulllllllll

>when people literally think that's a valid reason

[ncba93ivyase]

If you could force a company to make any game sequel, what game would you want? For shits and gigs, let's say you're behind this project so they won't fuck it up.

Do you still make game reviews? I recall you having some on the homepage of Valentrinne

Can we be friends if I come up to Pittsburgh?

A sequel to Earthbound. Mother 3 is good, but I want something from the same time period as Earthbound and much longer. If not that, a good sequel to Actraiser. I feel like the series had so much potential.

no because my writing is shitty and my voice is horrible

Yes.

[ncba93ivyase]

why won't you change your screen name or avatar

i associate people with certain images and names

for example, ypr will forever be that black guy with an afro

i feel like i've had this combination too long to ever change it

[Mando Pandango]

I was actually a really nice person before my grandmother died ~8 years ago.

Then we may have had a chance to be friends lawlz.

Real actual friends.

How does that make you feel?

[silvertone]

why do you like iron maiden so much

is this a serious question

[6M69I69B9]

y...u poop banans..?

[?????]

Am I wasting my time getting a BS in Physics, or should I go for Math?

y...u poop banans..?

[Samus Aran]

is there a particular reason you hold yourself to such rigid standards on everything?

for example, if i were to compare our game tastes, you'd hate a lot of what i enjoy, yet many of my favorite games are favorites of yours as well - meaning you really only seem to like the best of the best and don't care about the rest.

yet for some reason i seem to find enjoyment in most games i play

is there a point in your life when you started trying to keep such rigid standards? do you really hate things as much as you say you do, or do you just exaggerate a lot? is it just a natural thing that you for some reason tend to dislike so many oft-considered "good" games?

serious questions, just curious. they're things i was thinking about. no answers like "i just have superior taste" or some asinine shit like that.

[ncba93ivyase]

Then we may have had a chance to be friends lawlz.

Real actual friends.

How does that make you feel?

I was one of those "herp derp SO RANDUMB" kids back in middle school, so be glad you didn't actually meet me.

Am I wasting my time getting a BS in Physics, or should I go for Math?

Physics will be a bit more limiting than plain old mathematics, but physics majors have higher starting wages. If you stick with physics and do well, I'd encourage you to do it at the graduate level.

is there a particular reason you hold yourself to such rigid standards on everything?

for example, if i were to compare our game tastes, you'd hate a lot of what i enjoy, yet many of my favorite games are favorites of yours as well - meaning you really only seem to like the best of the best and don't care about the rest.

yet for some reason i seem to find enjoyment in most games i play

is there a point in your life when you started trying to keep such rigid standards? do you really hate things as much as you say you do, or do you just exaggerate a lot? is it just a natural thing that you for some reason tend to dislike so many oft-considered "good" games?

serious questions, just curious. they're things i was thinking about. no answers like "i just have superior taste" or some asinine shit like that.

I'm not really sure, but I was always a poor kid who didn't have much of anything. I'd maybe afford one or two games a year, and if it sucked, I would just keep playing last year's game. Maybe it stems from that.

Or maybe it's that I'm an easily angered person and one minor flaw can be enough to piss me off. You could make the greatest game ever, and if there was just one shitty 2 minute escort mission, I'd say the game overall was crappy.

Things can also bore me easily, so things need to be pretty unique to impress me or they need to be extremely intense without being overwhelming. That's why I rarely complain about shmups, and the only ones I really dislike are the extremely slow ones and the ones with bullshit deaths or a crappy respawn system. R-Type and Gradius are classics of the genre, but I don't like them too much for these reasons. One bad mechanic (like being sent back in the level after dying in a shmup) will far outweigh all the good to me, because I can't possibly enough anything when I'm annoyed.

[The Hand That Fisted Everyone]

when?

[?????]

You forgot to answer this one:

y...u poop banans..?

[ncba93ivyase]

You forgot to answer this one:

when?

when wat

[Nyerp]

record yourself speaking japanese(?)