Crazy Things the Internet Says

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So post some posts that you find on the internet that is funny (not from Boyah obviously).

I just found this while reading Reddit

Being the older brother I can only give a response to this from my perspective. When I was younger my little brother really looked up to me. As an older brother I loved to torture my younger brother. I do not know why I liked it so much. Maybe because I wasn't very popular in school? Who knows. Anyway, we were sitting in the living room watching TV when I got up to get a snack. I saw that we had bananas so, naturally, I took one and shoved it down my pants. Coming back into the living room I told my brother to "look at this". Seeing what appeared to be an erection in my pants my brother rightly said "ahh jeez thats gross!". It was all good fun till I decided to go further than I had a right to. So I got real close to him and I said in a weird whisper/growl... "touch it". My brother would not comply. So I said again with more force in my voice "TOUCH IT". This went on for a few minutes till at last my little brother was in tears because he really did not want to touch what he thought was my massive erect penis. I won't go into the nitty gritty but eventually I made my brother touch the bulge in my pants. He obviously felt super violated and scared. After a few minutes of laughing I eventually took the banana out of my pants and showed it to him. He continued crying for a little while and was mad about it for years. Now we have a much healthier relationship and laugh when it is brought up. I still feel pretty bad about it but stories like this make sibling relationships more interesting.

TL;DR: Fuax molested my brother for a laugh

[Mando Pandango]

This is probably the worst fuckup in this forum's fucking history.

You don't NOT make backups of something you fucking fiddle around with 24 goddamn 7.

I don't give a shit if you didn't see it coming, or had a "lapse in judgment", you fucked up like a retard, and now the whole forum has to pay.

Your retardation has now been made entirely clear. It doesn't matter who did it, JMV or Snorkel, but I just can't let this slide.

Once four months of progress have been carelessly destroyed by some idiotic error, I can't put up with it anymore, nor can I see it as something in any way forgiveable. I have completely no idea how anyone else could.

So fuck you. Just fuck you. The joke's over, and nobody's laughing.

I don't know what I will do from now, possibly watch as the forum attempts to rebuild until another careless mistake ruins it once again. Or I will continue here, fooling myself that at a moment's notice, some dipshit's software won't erase another year. Or maybe I'll finally muster up the courage to leave this shithole altogether. I don't know.

But what I do know is this: this will not be forgotten, let alone forgiven. I hate everyone responsible for this bullshit more than anything right now. And I can't sit in the sidelines like everyone else while my favorite forum is fucking obliterated by idiocy.

OK, I've vented. But still: go fuck yourselves to death you stupid fucking dumbass pricks.

Good fucking bye.

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I said not from Boyah, but that was still funny.

[Mando Pandango]

oh was that boyah

oops

[Nyerp]

[Mando Pandango]

please! maybe someone can help me? once a friend told me that her girlfriend enjoy when he eat her out, and she had many orgams, because he spelled the alphabet in her pussy! i would to know if this is true! because i had a boyfriend that were very good only in this! but i'm not sure if he also did the same!

oh my god i'm dying

[me003]

oh my god i'm dying

haha, so do you say it out loud or just mouth it.

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haha, so do you say it out loud or just mouth it.

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