ITT falsehoods that might be simultaneously true in an alternate universe

PLEASEHELP1991 · April 12, 2012, 09:17:24 PM

i have the diabeetus

Hiro · April 12, 2012, 09:29:31 PM

daibeetuss

ME## · April 12, 2012, 09:52:54 PM

i am good at something

Daddy · April 13, 2012, 07:33:55 AM

piano moths · April 13, 2012, 08:25:32 AM

i'm a boy

Andria · April 13, 2012, 08:51:01 AM

i'm a girl

YPrrrr · April 13, 2012, 08:55:21 AM

I'm a boy, I'm a boy, but my mom won't admit it. I'm a boy, I'm a boy, but if I say I am I get it

Samus Aran · April 13, 2012, 03:08:40 PM

i hate anime

bluaki · April 13, 2012, 03:23:20 PM

I have plenty of close friends

ME## · April 13, 2012, 03:27:21 PM

the first thing i do when i wake up is tell myself how much i love me

Samus Aran · April 13, 2012, 03:34:01 PM

i am very successful

silvertone · April 13, 2012, 06:10:03 PM

idk what the fuck this thread is about. .

PLEASEHELP1991 · April 13, 2012, 06:36:29 PM

Quote from: silvertoné on April 13, 2012, 06:10:03 PM
idk what the fuck this thread is about. .

schrodinger's cat

snoorkel · April 13, 2012, 09:30:39 PM

kaz is gay