ITT Arrogant or pompous statements that are true

[Daddy]

-I'm worth several times what I'm getting paid

[Andria]

i'm beautiful

[Mando Pandango]

I am the best here at what it is we're doing and all of you can benefit from having me look over your work.
(regarding the Rock Band authoring group I work for)

I'm way too intelligent to be doing whatever it is I'm doing and even what I want to do in life. I'm wasting my intellect.

[Nyerp]

i shit gold

it hurts

[PLEASEHELP1991]

i am a zionist atheist

[Snowy]

I can do my higher up's work better than he can

[YPrrrr]

Everyone thinks I'm cute

in a bad way

[??????]

you're all hideously tacky

[PLEASEHELP1991]

you're all hideously tacky

wow bitch

[Patrick Stickles]

i'm really fucking attractive

[??????]

wow bitch

excuse me did you just try to control me with your white hand

[Snowy]

i'm really fucking attractive

[Samus Aran]

i'm uh

pretty good at video games

i guess

[spoiler]i really can't think of anything lol[/spoiler]

[Daddy]

I am also certain that I am attractive and personable enough that I could easily get one of many woman if I so pleased.

However, I am happy with Selena.

[ME##]

I'm really awful at everything