being unfamiliar with technoogy

[6M69I69B9]

i lol'd b/c im just so slow with shit a lot

i've never really owned a cellphone or a smartphone before
i don't know how to do layers, gifs properly, making the backgrounds transparent in gimp/photoshop, and etc..
i just learned how to fax something when i got a job involving faxes like a month ago
i never really learned how to leave message, until i waited for some automated message to say after the beep
i almost went to geek squad to teach me how to replace my notebook keyboard, until i taught myself by "experimenting"
i get scared of ordering stuff on phone, like pizza, until i learned that i could do it online and track stuff
i got scared of using limewire in 2006 and then liked it until my desktop comp. broke b/c i deleted some file i think
i don't know what a plan is for cellphones or contract and etc.
i still don't know how to drive a car
i played the snes more than n64 when i was younger
i never really had my own album, like a cd sold from a band instead of burning it on a blank cd or downloading it on some music device- until now.  1st ever is dfa 1979 you're a woman, im a machine
i still look at the keyboard while typing
in 2004 when i got super mario 64 i thought i could go on wifi with it and used a serial code instead of friend code and got frustrated because numbers wouldn't fit
when i was a 4th grader a 2nd grader taught me how to ride a bike

etc., etc., etc..

[?????]

Kill yourself.

[6M69I69B9]

Kill yourself.

[snoorkel]

it's ok, technology is a trick

[Daddy]

I don't own a cell phone because that's how they track you.



This is what I tell those annoying people at the mall trying to sell me that coating for cellphones.

[6M69I69B9]

the list

too bad it still applies

[The Hand That Fisted Everyone]

i like ted nugent ok. he has some good bbq sauce also he is a cool guitar player i guess