There was a church guy at my school giving something out

[Daddy]

GRANOLA BARS.

THE BEST THING A CHRISTIAN HAS DONE FOR ME.

[The Hand That Fisted Everyone]

god iss love

[Socks]

GRANOLA BARS.

THE BEST THING A CHRISTIAN HAS DONE FOR ME.

That's not true, there were centuries of histories before your pale ass got where it is.

[?????]

You can't take them without converting, you douche.

[Wrench]

You can't take them without converting, you douche.

Eat them and become one of them

[ncba93ivyase]

That's not true, there were centuries of histories before your pale ass got where it is.

centuries of undoing greek and roman progress and destroying civilizations all over the world

Once a month at my school, fat women stand around center campus and give out $100000 bills with christian shit all over it. Once they had a picture of Obama on them for no reason at all. He wasn't mentioned anywhere in the text.

[Daddy]

That's not true, there were centuries of histories before your pale ass got where it is.

and what have those histories done for me

[silvertone]

yo what about ronald reagan and america??? you guys fucking hate christianity? ??

[Socks]

centuries of undoing greek and roman progress and destroying civilizations all over the world

yes a thousand years of darkness and decline in standards. also james, they have raped and pillaged.

and on the real though, reagan was a master of disguise, and otherwise quite friendless for a reason.