ask thyme anything not too rude

[Thyme]

Would you die for Dethklok?

eh

[Snowy]

will you destroy your life for satan?

[Classic]

Would you fart in a megaphone?

[?????]

Would you die for Dethklok?

I would totes shoot myself and set my tits on fire for Dethklok

DETHKLOK ROOLS

Also, I thought that song was p cook D:

[Thyme]

will you destroy your life for satan?

i have already destroyed it for doodthing, the one trve god

Would you fart in a megaphone?

no that's rude lol
i'm actually p. prudish about my own farts

[Classic]

Am I gross for thinking farts are funny?

[Mando Pandango]

Am I gross for thinking farts are funny?

"You don't have to be smart to think farts are funny, but you'd be stupid not to."

--Louis CK

[Thyme]

Louis CK is a wise man.
Despite him having no soul.

[Mando Pandango]

That was actually the second time I've been reminded of that exact Louis CK segment during this thread.

I was also reminded when you said you had an innie "for both."

It was his recent Daily Show interview. Find it if you can I'm too lazy and I've already seen it.

[Classic]

Hippo is cheating on me. :'(

[Thyme]

if he's reading the whole thread, i bet he's having fun

[ME##]

Hippo is cheating on me. :'(

hippo is cheating on everybody

[Hippopo]

if he's reading the whole thread, i bet he's having fun

It's SIXTEEN PAGES.  I do not have an attention span that long.

Hippo is cheating on me. :'(

:'(

hippo is cheating on everybody

[Classic]

It's SIXTEEN PAGES.  I do not have an attention span that long.

Hey Thyme, do you know what Hippo has that IS that long?

[Hippopo]

Hey Thyme, do you know what Hippo has that IS that long?

I already told you that I'm really self-conscious about my butt hair.