The Valspar Memorial Access Project

[applesauce]

I thought a few of you might enjoy reading about a little project I am working on.

It is to enable easier access to a sewer system that feautres some pretty nice brick tunnels. Currently, in order to get in you have to lift a massive floodgate, which takes three people and crawl under, and the rest have to wait outside because it cannot be opened from the inside. Also, there is an insurmountable 6 foot shit waterfall.

So, I built this ladder:

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I also bought a chain and a padlock, to be used to lock the floodgate open while we are inside. The secondary use of the padlock and chain will be to lock the ladder up so it doesn't get washed away. We will be going to install them tonight.

We have named the initiative the Valspar Memorial Access Project, after a large paint factory that was nearby and fun to explore before it was torn down last summer.

[Mando Pandango]

in b4 someone is crushed to death under the floodgate

[Andria]

in b4 someone is crushed to death under the floodgate

Yeah or someone comes along and takes it down trapping them inside a floodgate

be careful Applesauce  >_<'

[Commander Fuckass]

inb4 some one gets soaked by the shit waterfall

[snoorkel]

have fun dying in a sewer

[?????]

Take a picture of someone touching poop.

[applesauce]

Y'all a buncha negative nancies.

[?????]

As long as you take pictures

[Andria]

Y'all a buncha negative nancies.

I said be careful so you don't die

I need you to sing me to sleep some day

[applesauce]

This was a semi-success. I will tell more but ima go take a shower.

[Socks]

This was a semi-success. I will tell more but ima go take a shower.

Fuck it man, as long as you enjoyed yourself.

[spaceman]

you're in chicago, correct?


let's go urban spelunking together 

[Hiro]

wait why is "using a ladder" considered a "project"

[Commander Fuckass]

wait why is "using a ladder" considered a "project"

uh pretty sure them setting up the padlocks, ladder and exploring  the sewer is the actual project...

[applesauce]

you're in chicago, correct?


let's go urban spelunking together 

I am always in Chicago.

wait why is "using a ladder" considered a "project"

Well, went to home depot, bought all the shit, carried it all lumber and all on the bus home, built the ladder, carried it 2 miles and up a drain, used a chain and padlock to hold a floodgate open, and then used the ladder to climb a shit waterfall. Then locked the ladder to a stepiron so it didn't wash away.