Play this Nation State Simulator with me!

[PLEASEHELP1991]

we should all buy the new simcity and build our own region

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"The government has to step in and do something, for once!" demands tour operator Mia Jamieson, visibly pulling her hair out. "If we'd had proper railings on the marina, that shark would never have gotten into the oil refinery in the first place! The government has to put better regulations in place to make sure disasters of this kind never happen again. And if we want to coax back the tourists we've lost, we need a whole bunch of new state-subsidised hotels, parks and tourist attractions. Shark-proof ones. Our economy will never survive without it!"

[bluaki]

"The government has to step in and do something, for once!" demands tour operator Mia Jamieson, visibly pulling her hair out. "If we'd had proper railings on the marina, that shark would never have gotten into the oil refinery in the first place! The government has to put better regulations in place to make sure disasters of this kind never happen again. And if we want to coax back the tourists we've lost, we need a whole bunch of new state-subsidised hotels, parks and tourist attractions. Shark-proof ones. Our economy will never survive without it!"

better solution: make sharks the national animal and reopen any places they invade as attractions

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better solution: make sharks the national animal and reopen any places they invade as attractions

if only

I would have really picked one like that

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"I only wanted to tour Boyahland for a few w-weeks," wails William Yeats, recovering from a particularly vigorous strip search. "I have a right not to be probed and prodded at the whim of some wand-waving monkey with a high school education! For a whole HOUR I might add! They treat us like cattle! In the name of DECENCY, I request, nay DEMAND an end to the disgrace that is airport security! I mean, really, it's like they don't trust me or something!"

[bluaki]

All boyah visitors to be strip-searched

[silvertone]

"I only wanted to tour Boyahland for a few w-weeks," wails William Yeats, recovering from a particularly vigorous strip search. "I have a right not to be probed and prodded at the whim of some wand-waving monkey with a high school education! For a whole HOUR I might add! They treat us like cattle! In the name of DECENCY, I request, nay DEMAND an end to the disgrace that is airport security! I mean, really, it's like they don't trust me or something!"

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I finally got my economy back on track

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"Holy cow, is this gonna be great!" hollers BUBL President and sports nut Hack Aspera, waving a fashionable giant foam finger. "Baseball is just what Frenzy Pyre needs right now! Think about it: soda, popcorn, hot dogs... oh, and I'm sure the economy will benefit somehow, too! All we need is the government funding to build stadiums and teams, and we'll be on every TV and in every city in the country!"

[ME##]

"This is a very important step to securing the rights and lives of our families and controlling the government," urges noted gun ownership proponent Sashona Winters. "Not only would it significantly decrease crime, but it would also effectively stop government tyranny in its tracks. Of course, this also means that every wacko and their cousin will have a gun, but don't worry, you'll have a gun to defend yourself from them, so it will all work out."

This is the position your government is preparing to adopt.

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nice

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[Quote]Boyahland contains 4 nations.[/quote]

Back to the fantastic four it seems

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CEO Steffan Taffs of CyberMirage Labs has a different idea. "Let us release SAL9000, our new AI, into the Frenzy Pyre Network. It'll put a stop to this virus. Never mind that it's still only an untested beta!"

[ME##]

CEO Steffan Taffs of CyberMirage Labs has a different idea. "Let us release SAL9000, our new AI, into the Frenzy Pyre Network. It'll put a stop to this virus. Never mind that it's still only an untested beta!"

good luck :'(

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here's hoping