Play this Nation State Simulator with me!

[YPrrrr]

FINALLY HAVE A BADGE

BOOOM

[ME##]

FINALLY HAVE A BADGE

BOOOM

EXCELLENT 

Show Full Census Report
CATEGORY                                      REGIONAL RANKING        WORLD RANKING

Largest Population                             7                                        73,443
Largest Unemployment                      23                                      88,901
Largest GDP                                     1                                        44,365
Largest GDP/Capita                             1                                         844
Largest Budgets                             2                                        56,608
Largest Consumption                    1                                       33,233
Largest Waste                                    5                                       58,523
Largest Imports                            1                                       45,417
Largest Exports                            1                                       42,039


it's beautiful :'(

[YPrrrr]

Mmmm dat budget

My spending on education is about to increase and it's already at $435.51 billion

[ME##]

Mmmm dat budget

My spending on education is about to increase and it's already at $435.51 billion

yeah so?  your country's babies aren't as cool as mine:

41 minutes ago: Following new legislation in Taavet, newborns are being raised as mindless killing machines.

[Thyme]

A collection of citizens, civil rights workers, and concerned mothers have signed a petition to stop the manufacturing of the 'BFG-69' (AKA 'the Organ Grinder'), a new rifle planned to be used in the military which works by shredding people's internal organs.

silvertone is thymia's weapon designer

[YPrrrr]

yeah so?  your countries babies aren't as cool as mine:

41 minutes ago: Following new legislation in Taavet, newborns are being raised as mindless killing machines.

You should change your nation's name to Kony Island

[ME##]

You should change your nation's name to Kony Island

[Andria]

"We still have a military?" questions your Minister of Peace, scratching his unruly hair and smelling none too vaguely of patchouli. "Man, I thought we got rid of those war pigs ages ago. Y'know, if you'd just listen to me and go with flowers instead of firearms, this whole gays-in-the-military thing wouldn't be such a buzzkill all the time. Hey, speaking of buzzes, I just got these mighty strong Bigtopian Blues from a guy I know. I'm on one right now and they are far OUT. You wanna expand your mind with me? No? That's cool too."

[don't let's]

My lines are so screwed up

[Snowy]

WHAT

[The Hand That Fisted Everyone]

your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to get "suicide while in police custody" up to at least 25 %

[Snowy]

your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to get "suicide while in police custody" up to at least 25 %

I want it to be at least 90%.

[Andria]

doodthing kills 1% of my people

[Andria]

73 minutes ago: Escundya was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs.
93 minutes ago: Escundya was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Largest Welfare Programs.
2 hours ago: Following new legislation in Escundya, the nation is constantly threatened with invasion but at least homosexuality in the military isn't a problem.

[ME##]

73 minutes ago: Escundya was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs.
93 minutes ago: Escundya was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Largest Welfare Programs.
2 hours ago: Following new legislation in Escundya, the nation is constantly threatened with invasion but at least homosexuality in the military isn't a problem.

lol for the last one it should have mentioned which boyahland countries were threatening you

Taavet is ranked 23rd in Boyahland and 81,080th in the world for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring -7 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

Good, good.