Play this Nation State Simulator with me!

[Mando Pandango]

It just changed like an hour ago david

[ME##]

It just changed like an hour ago david

hey, hey i fixed it

[The Hand That Fisted Everyone]

I am beating him by two

Why does the category of the day have to be shortest lifespan again

hey this isn't a race but your country is ugly

[YPrrrr]

hey this isn't a race but your country is ugly

Good thing this isn't a race otherwise your slightly less naked nation might stand a chance of winning

[YPrrrr]

The Issue

An organized crowd of leather-clad individuals, some of whom are on leashes, are protesting against discrimination for those who share their interests.

The Debate

"We happen to express our love differently, with different hobbies and activities," explains BDSM enthusiast Lara Yeats, while wearing needle-sharp spiked heels and holding a whip. "Shops exist to cater to the needs of 'normal' people, but do you have ANY idea how hard it is to get a quality whip? A little support for our hobbies would be appreciated!"


"Yeah," exclaims Imogen de Castro, another enthusiast, wearing nothing but a collar, "and like other couples, we want the right to display our affection in public. If Master wants to take me walkies in public, he should be able to."


Margaret Singh dissents wholeheartedly. "This is not about showing affection--this is about moral decency. Think of the children, for God's sake! Think of the children! We must criminalize and eliminate this perversion to keep them safe. Which of course means a special task force to track down and capture these cretins!"

The Government Position

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Your government is preparing to dismiss the issue

[Mando Pandango]

15 minutes ago: Following new legislation in Popsiclasia, elevator music has been replaced by thrash metal played at maximum volume.

[move] [/move]

[The Hand That Fisted Everyone]

i have voted in favor of ethnic cleansing

[Snowy]

Yipper, I think our nudist nations should have an alliance.

[YPrrrr]

Let us cross swords in the name of friendship

[Thyme]

Let us cross swords in the name of friendship

Tales of Aubreya

[Thyme]

oh and btw guys
lowest crime rate

then again thymia is quite the hippie dictatorship

[Kalahari Inkantation]

11 hours ago: Following new legislation in Unistasia, crime is on the rise as DNA sampling has been all but outlawed.

i didn't ask for this

[Andria]

10 hours ago: Escundya fell out of the regional Top 10% for Lowest Crime Rates.

[Mando Pandango]

"Don't Dam Our Rivers, Damnit!" Say Protesters

Damnit

This is seriously one of my biggest pet peeves because it's so goddamn prevalent. I can't stand it.

[Thyme]

This is seriously one of my biggest pet peeves because it's so goddamn prevalent. I can't stand it.

Do you want it to be "dammit" or "damn it"?