Play this Nation State Simulator with me!

[Mando Pandango]

Looks like I'm gonna start regulating human meat for sale and consumption.

Yay.

[bluaki]

"Malaria is a highly dangerous disease with no cure," says Dr Hillary Picture, one of the world's leading epidemiologists. "If we're going to control it then we've got to put money into researching a vaccine and new antimalarial drugs. We should also set out to provide prevention and awareness programmes, the whole caboodle. With a targeted and well-financed approach we can make an attempt to eradicate malaria from the face of Tavono! But we're going to need cat pictures. Lots of them."

This is the position your government is preparing to adopt.

We're going to need cat pictures. Lots of them.

[don't let's]

48 minutes ago: Following new legislation in Frenzy Pyre, newborns are being raised as mindless killing machines.

[YPrrrr]

48 minutes ago: Following new legislation in Frenzy Pyre, newborns are being raised as mindless killing machines.

I just dismissed that one

[Socks]

"Sending assassins to avenge you isn't enough!" argues hawkish talk-show host, Elaine Socks. "The fact that Blackacre is this bold means we haven’t made them fear us yet - and a nation that isn’t feared isn’t respected. We need to do the only thing we CAN do: bomb their cities! Raise a revolution! Salt their fields! It may cost money, but our nation’s honor is priceless."

Where can I marry this woman?

[ME##]

A group several thousands strong hailing from a remote, isolated corner of Taavet is staging a massive demonstration on the front steps of your capitol. They demand that their local dialect be recognized as an official language.

If it were asking me to make it a recognised regional language, I'd have no problem accepting.

[Socks]

If it were asking me to make it a recognised regional language, I'd have no problem accepting.

Even then you are capitulating way too much because if you give an inch the Mexicans and French Quebecois will take pride, history and land with a greed and horror that is seldom seen.

[ME##]

Hm, you have a point. I can't wait to see how this hurts my civil rights. 

[Andria]

  top 10% of the world for most compassionate

that sounds like my nation

[YPrrrr]

Tied for 3rd as per usual >_<'

[Snowy]

14 hours ago: Following new legislation in Asabon, several citizens have complained about scientists abducting their pets for experimentation.

I never asked for this

[Andria]

my economy jumped to 90 overnight

[Snowy]

My economy keeps bouncing around 80 and 90.

[Kalahari Inkantation]

i changed my flag

[spoiler]jesus, that trade deficit [/spoiler]

[ME##]

i changed my flag

[spoiler]jesus, that trade deficit [/spoiler]

Imports:   G$474,685,812,360.00      $170,922,543,840.00
Exports:   G$513,372,706,067.34      $169,008,211,348.99
Total Trade:   G$38,686,893,707.34      $-1,914,332,491.01


it's not that bad :'(


also, you should call your currency the [glow=black,2,300]amero[/glow]