Play this Nation State Simulator with me!

[ME##]

so ypr now has the second largest gdp, it seems echo's friend's economy ran into some regulation


the fourth spot would be for snowy, if he had a tracker set up.

[ME##]

How do I set up a tracker

http://tracker.conquestofabsolution.com/asabon
go down to 'add a tracker'

[Thyme]

2nd shortest average lifespan

[ME##]

2nd shortest average lifespan

I'm disappointed that I'm not higher on the list

[YPrrrr]

Apparently subsidizing artists and poets slightly increased my economy

[ME##]

Apparently subsidizing artists and poets slightly increased my economy

I haven't had a question pertaining to my economy in days, or my military for that matter.

[Thyme]

also i have 0 economy

[ME##]

also i have 0 economy

it's a shame it isn't as weak as silvertone's yet

[don't let's]

"There is another way, you know..." whispers Naki Longbottom, the Chief of Secret Projects and Shiny Things in Frenzy Pyre's military research department. "What if we started taking children and raising them from birth to fight? We'd be able to make them completely immune to propaganda, psychological warfare, and demoralisation. Not only would that stop the crying new recruits, it'd also give us a powerful military edge. People may not like giving up their kids, but that's why we run the country. We know better."


Here's hoping for a spartan project

[Andria]

A random PTA meeting has brought the debate over school uniforms to your attention.


what a meaningful issue

[Mando Pandango]

Looks like I'm gonna start regulating human meat for sale and consumption.

Yay.

[bluaki]

"Malaria is a highly dangerous disease with no cure," says Dr Hillary Picture, one of the world's leading epidemiologists. "If we're going to control it then we've got to put money into researching a vaccine and new antimalarial drugs. We should also set out to provide prevention and awareness programmes, the whole caboodle. With a targeted and well-financed approach we can make an attempt to eradicate malaria from the face of Tavono! But we're going to need cat pictures. Lots of them."

This is the position your government is preparing to adopt.

We're going to need cat pictures. Lots of them.

[don't let's]

48 minutes ago: Following new legislation in Frenzy Pyre, newborns are being raised as mindless killing machines.

[YPrrrr]

48 minutes ago: Following new legislation in Frenzy Pyre, newborns are being raised as mindless killing machines.

I just dismissed that one

[Socks]

"Sending assassins to avenge you isn't enough!" argues hawkish talk-show host, Elaine Socks. "The fact that Blackacre is this bold means we haven’t made them fear us yet - and a nation that isn’t feared isn’t respected. We need to do the only thing we CAN do: bomb their cities! Raise a revolution! Salt their fields! It may cost money, but our nation’s honor is priceless."

Where can I marry this woman?