Play this Nation State Simulator with me!

[Andria]

Actually we're tied.

idfk why you get 2nd and I get 3rd.

cause my name starts with an E

ha bitch

more cultured and better lettered

[Mando Pandango]

Whatever echo. You know what I'm kicking your ass in?

[spoiler][/spoiler]

[Andria]

Whatever echo. You know what I'm kicking your ass in?

[spoiler][/spoiler]

I'm pretty sure my negative number is better

[Mando Pandango]

you're just jealous of my rudeness

but i'm still not as rude as david

[Mando Pandango]

The government -- a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass -- juggles the competing demands of Social Equality, Education, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 41%

OK BUT SERIOUSLY WHAT THE FUCK I SLASHED TAXES WHEN THEY WERE IN THE THIRTIES HOW DOES THIS HAPPEN

FUCK

[ME##]

2 minutes ago: Taavet was reclassified from "Capitalizt" to "Capitalist Paradise".
2 minutes ago: Following new legislation in Taavet, popular websites like NationStates are blocked for "national security".

phew

you're just jealous of my rudeness

but i'm still not as rude as david

my people are so adorable 

[The Hand That Fisted Everyone]

I have bad news.

8% is [spoiler]the percentage of deaths that are people getting lost in the woods[/spoiler]

however this is offset by the 19% [spoiler]of people dying in ritual sacrifices. i.e. destroying their lives for satan.[/spoiler]

[Andria]

46 minutes ago: Following new legislation in Escundya, extreme political groups are outlawed.


I don't even remember what I did 

[ME##]

50 minutes ago: Taavet was reclassified from "Capitalist Paradise" to "Capitalizt".
50 minutes ago: Following new legislation in Taavet, televangelists flaunt their expensive cars when they attend charity events.


FUCK

[Mando Pandango]

51 minutes ago: Popsiclasia was reclassified from "Corrupt Dictatorship" to "Democratic Socialists".

BULLSHIT

BRB FIXING THIS

[ME##]

Exports

1)     The Empire of Taavet   $323.8 billion [US $534.01]
2)     The Dictatorship of Xaninthova   $197.19 billion [US $236.45]
3)     The Nomadic Peoples of Jhut Bolokia   $154.85 billion [US $158.01]
4)     The Holy Empire of Asabon   $121.98 billion [US $90.69]
5)     The Nomadic Peoples of Chattieria   $106.33 billion [US $58.45]


so much exports

[YPrrrr]

Many citizens were recently injured during a violent sand dollar stampede

[ME##]

Many citizens were recently injured during a violent sand dollar stampede

our zoo-breed cougars are too lazy to stampede

[silvertone]

. Its compassionate, cynical population of 69 million are ruled with an iron fist by the socialist government

[Thyme]

so apparently, this

11 minutes ago: Following new legislation in Thymia, government-run screening operations remove embryos with severe genetic disorders.

made my civil rights go up