Play this Nation State Simulator with me!

[Thyme]

You can dismiss issues dawg

i know bro

i wanted this

[?????]

Oh, alright then brah.

Also can you see graphs on the mobile version of NationStates? I tried using Dolphin Browser HD, but it didn't work. Maybe it's just the browser I'm using.

[Thyme]

Oh, alright then brah.

Also can you see graphs on the mobile version of NationStates? I tried using Dolphin Browser HD, but it didn't work. Maybe it's just the browser I'm using.

it works on iOS safari, yes, even if a bit sluggishly

[?????]

it works on iOS safari, yes, even if a bit sluggishly

ffff I want those pie charts.

[YPrrrr]

the most recent issue i got was about reporters finding out about thymia's politicians using gold-plated toilets and eating expensive food and stuff like that, so the options were to either make all politicians poor or outlaw journalism

i outlawed journalism

Oh hey I just told the newspapers if they can't make enough money to support themselves then they better go the way of the milkman

[Commander Fuckass]

"The fact is, the penguin population is out of control," says Beef-Based Agriculture spokesperson Anne-Marie Frederickson. "We have to do something about them anyway, so why not market them as tasty snacks? We could have penguin kebabs, penguin pies, penguin-on-a-sticks--the possibilities are endless! Let's not pass up this golden opportunity to provide a feast, if you will, for our economy."

I accepted

[The Hand That Fisted Everyone]

I accepted

penguins are dumb as shit. i am glad you did this.

[Hiro]

The Issue

Members of a new weird religious cult, called the Order of Violet, ask for the government to appease their mighty god by offering Her a sacrifice of the human variety.

The Debate

"What have we got to lose?" says religious freedoms advocate Margaret Pushkin. "Just cut up a few homeless folk - it appeases this group's bloodthirsty Goddess, gets rid of unsightly bums that drain welfare, and everybody goes home happy."


"We must go much further than a few beggars!" argues the overzealous High Member of the Order of Violet, Marleen Johnson. "You must pass a law that everyone's first born child must be slaughtered, on live TV if possible. Think of the viewing figures!"


"You aren't going to listen to these whackjob Violetists, are you?" comments Erica Silk while leading a prayer group. "Human sacrifices! Surely we're too civilized to permit such barbaric practices! These lunatic fringe groups should be outlawed, and their leaders should be executed!"


"Who's being a lunatic?" retorts Megan Summers of the Grantarctica Humanitarian Society. "I agree that these practices ought to be outlawed, but instead of sinking to the same level of these fanatics and killing our fellow people, why not simply start a re-education program? Even the worst person can be rehabilitated into a useful member of society, with enough time, care, and lots and lots of funding!"

[Mando Pandango]

do it

[ME##]

Oh, alright then brah.

Also can you see graphs on the mobile version of NationStates? I tried using Dolphin Browser HD, but it didn't work. Maybe it's just the browser I'm using.

Yeah, it works in mobile IE. 

[The Hand That Fisted Everyone]

do it

prepare for god money

[don't let's]

"What are these lunatics on about?!" yells Gretel Yeats, a concerned parent. "Smacking children has been an effective form of punishment since the dawn of mankind! Outlaw it and I guarantee you the next generation will be a disorderly disaster! Children need, nay CRAVE discipline! Sometimes the only language they understand is the cane, and the government has to respect that!"

[Thyme]

47 minutes ago: Following new legislation in Thymia, newspapers cannot report anything about politicians without their explicit consent.

nnnnnnn i wanted journalism outlawed :'(

[ME##]

51 minutes ago: Taavet was reclassified from "Capitalist Paradise" to "Capitalizt".
51 minutes ago: Following new legislation in Taavet, truth is often impossible to tell from fiction on the evening news.

no, i'm not right of centre any longer


TIME TO DESTROY THOSE NEWLY FOUND POLITICAL FREEDOMS

[ME##]

Taavet:

Economic Details
Exchange Rate:  G$1 = $1.6528
Gross Domestic Product:  G$2.06 trillion
GDP Per Capita:  G$36.79 thousand
Unemployment Rate:  3.11%
Consumption:  G$1.48 trillion
Government Budget:  G$596.43 billion
Government Expenditures:  G$578.54 billion
Government Waste:  G$17.89 billion
Imports:  G$242.94 billion
Exports:  G$267.82 billion
Trade Surplus:    G$24.88 billion

Jhut Bolokia:

Economic Details
Exchange Rate:  S$1 = $1.0433
Gross Domestic Product:  S$1.10 trillion
GDP Per Capita:  S$21.99 thousand
Unemployment Rate:  8.34%
Consumption:  S$713.44 billion
Government Budget:  S$410.52 billion
Government Expenditures:  S$385.89 billion
Government Waste:  S$24.63 billion
Imports:  S$132.13 billion
Exports:  S$134.67 billion
Trade Surplus:   S$2.54 billion


YPR WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR UNEMPLOYMENT RATE, YOU WERE ACTUALLY CHALLENGING ME