Play this Nation State Simulator with me!

[The Hand That Fisted Everyone]

i think i am a third world nation

[bluaki]

With the way my trend has been for 9 days now, it doesn't look like my economy is ever going to change

12 hours ago: Following new legislation in Tavono, the government is spending millions on renovating the public transportation system.

Shouldn't at least this affect the economy in some way?

[YPrrrr]

FUCK

FUCK FUCK FUCK

I decided to allow radio stations to talk poorly about my government and my fucking political freedoms jumped from 16 to 43. I'm no longer a Father Knows Best State but an Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

FUCK

[?????]

I doubt it's the best choice, but the taxes in Popsiclasia are too damn high.

So is the rent.

Also, why does my economy suck so much? I keep spending but it doesn't get any better!

[don't let's]

After watching the movie 'The Fast and the Belligerent', boyracers from all over Frenzy Pyre have been petitioning for the abolition of speed limits.

[ME##]

10 hours ago: Following new legislation in Thymia, most of the nation's wealthy aristocrats are dentists.


why is this so humorous

[ME##]

Also, some of you have freighting levels of waste as a percentage of your governments' budgets:

Echo friend:  20%
Not Sid:  20%
Snowy:  20%
Thyme:  20%
Whoever Atmanamium is:  15%
Hippo:  10%
Popsiwopsi:  10%
Silvertone:  8%
YPR:  6%
Felt:  5%
Socks:  5%
JinglejangleTown:  4%
David:  3% :'(
Dusty:  3%
DP:  3%
Grant:  3%
LotE:  3%
X735:  3%
Tec:  3%
Applesauce:  2%
Bluaki:  2%
Echo:  2%

[Andria]

  2% waste bitchesss

[ME##]

2% waste bitchesss

mine used to be super low, i need to contract my government soon again

[Thyme]

i don't understand what that is

do you mean actual garbage

like with the plastic bags and the trucks

[Socks]

wow thyme is that a serious question?

[Thyme]

^^rude

[ME##]

i don't understand what that is

do you mean actual garbage

like with the plastic bags and the trucks

i guess in the simplest of ways, it would be the amount of your government's budget that isn't actually being utilised, it's just going nowhere

[Thyme]

ohlol
sure
"nowhere"
that's a nice way of saying it goes right in the pockets of thymia's dentist aristocrats

[Socks]

^^rude

rude is somebody who can't understand things in context.