Play this Nation State Simulator with me!

[Mando Pandango]

I'M GETTIN A SPACE PROGRAM BITCHES

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Wrench]

Following new legislation in JingleTown, cheese has become the new icon of political dissent.

[Commander Fuckass]

Perseus Veil was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Largest Basket Weaving Sector.
Perseus Veil is ranked 2nd in Boyahland in the world for Largest Basket Weaving Sector

[Andria]

9 hours ago: Following new legislation in Escundya, conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings.

[ME##]

The Issue

Taavet's industries have an ever-growing amount of toxic wastes to dispose of, and doing so in safe ways is becoming prohibitively expensive, leading a group of lobbyists to try and pressure the government into changing existing disposal laws.

The Debate

"These waste dumping laws are destroying our businesses!" rants Roxanne de Vries, head of the Taavet Bigger Business Bureau. "We need cheaper ways to eliminate industrial by-products, which really aren't as harmful as people think, such as pouring them into rivers or deep ocean ravines where they're harmless to us. Let's remember that the products we manufacture make your life easier and more fun!"


"A better way to deal with this problem is to convince the public it isn't a problem at all," whispers Anne-Marie Neumann, head of Scamcorp, an industrial think tank. "Fudge some research, declare that the chemical by-products from industrial processing and production actually make one's teeth and bones healthier. Then, sell them to municipalities to add to their drinking water! Yes! This will not only save us the trouble of disposing of the waste correctly, we'll be able to sell it at a profit! I can taste the money already!"


"These corrupt, money-hungry corporations are only looking out for themselves and their bottom line!" says Marleen Spirit, an environmentalist from northern Taavet. "The government needs to enact stricter laws for how these companies can dump their waste safely, and when they poison Taavet's people and environment, the government needs the authority and manpower to enforce harsh penalties! These companies make their messes, they should pay to clean them up!"

The Government Position

The government is preparing to dismiss this issue


nice try, gaggot

[Commander Fuckass]

It is now mandatory to harvest organs in my nation

[YPrrrr]

In just 10 days I have reduced my unemployment level from the worst in Boyahland to the second best. I should run for the Republican nomination in Pennsylvania.

Also:


LARGEST BUDGETS IN BOYAHLAND
Largest Administration Budget  View List Jhut Bolokia (58.68 billion)
Largest Social Welfare Budget  View List Escundya (82.22 billion)
Largest Healthcare Budget  View List Escundya (27.41 billion)
Largest Education Budget  View List Jhut Bolokia (65.2 billion)
Largest Religion & Spirituality Budget  View List Gondwannaland (27.24 billion)
Largest Defense Budget  View List Taavet (157.95 billion)
Largest Law & Order Budget  View List Xaninthova (80.28 billion)
Largest Commerce Budget  View List Taavet (170.76 billion)
Largest Public Transportation Budget  View List Chattieria (48.44 billion)
Largest Environmental Budget  View List Chattieria (19.81 billion)
Largest Social Equality Budget  View List Asabon (75.58 billion)

Yay

[Andria]

Largest Social Welfare Budget  View List Escundya (82.22 billion)
Largest Healthcare Budget  View List Escundya (27.41 billion)


awww yeah

I have done the same with my unemployment though, ypr. I dropped from 22% to 15% in a few days

[Thyme]

smallest gdp

[ME##]

In just 10 days I have reduced my unemployment level from the worst in Boyahland to the second best. I should run for the Republican nomination in Pennsylvania.

Also:


LARGEST BUDGETS IN BOYAHLAND
Largest Administration Budget  View List Jhut Bolokia (58.68 billion)
Largest Social Welfare Budget  View List Escundya (82.22 billion)
Largest Healthcare Budget  View List Escundya (27.41 billion)
Largest Education Budget  View List Jhut Bolokia (65.2 billion)
Largest Religion & Spirituality Budget  View List Gondwannaland (27.24 billion)
Largest Defense Budget  View List Taavet (157.95 billion)
Largest Law & Order Budget  View List Xaninthova (80.28 billion)
Largest Commerce Budget  View List Taavet (170.76 billion)
Largest Public Transportation Budget  View List Chattieria (48.44 billion)
Largest Environmental Budget  View List Chattieria (19.81 billion)
Largest Social Equality Budget  View List Asabon (75.58 billion)

Yay

you may have the second lowest unemployment rate, but it's nowhere near mine

[YPrrrr]

you may have the second lowest unemployment rate, but it's nowhere near mine

If I can drop from 22.something% I can drop from 6.4% to 3

[ME##]

If I can drop from 22.something% I can drop from 6.4% to 3

not before i can get to three point nothing per cent   Q('_' Q)

[YPrrrr]

NATION'S DEFENSE BUDGET
1)     The Empire of Taavet$157.95 billion
2)     The Dictatorship of Xaninthova$53.52 billion
3)     The Nomadic Peoples of Jhut Bolokia$48.9 billion
4)     The Holy Empire of Asabon$39.19 billion
5)     The Nomadic Peoples of Chattieria$33.02 billion
6)     The Confederacy of Popoland$25.18 billion
7)     The Democratic Republic of Dustington$11.54 billion
8)     The Kingdom of Frenzy Pyre$8.62 billion
9)     The Republic of X735$7.38 billion
10)     The Grand Duchy of Popsiclasia$5.13 billion
11)     The Colony of Perseus Veil$1.96 billion
12)     The Theocracy of NotSid$1.47 billion
13)     The Holy Empire of Escundya$0
14)     The Allied States of Silverbreed$0
15)     The Theocracy of Grantarctica$0
16)     The Most Serene Republic of Gondwannaland$0
17)     The Republic of Tavono$0
18)     The Empire of JingleTown$0
19)     The Borderlands of Atmanamium$0
20)     The Queendom of Portishead$0


David is kind of scary

[ME##]

i'd just like to reiterate that the top five economies, only applesauce and i have trade surpluses, his is us$7.45 billion and mine is us$25.80 billion

NATION'S DEFENSE BUDGET
1)     The Empire of Taavet$157.95 billion
2)     The Dictatorship of Xaninthova$53.52 billion
3)     The Nomadic Peoples of Jhut Bolokia$48.9 billion
4)     The Holy Empire of Asabon$39.19 billion
5)     The Nomadic Peoples of Chattieria$33.02 billion
6)     The Confederacy of Popoland$25.18 billion
7)     The Democratic Republic of Dustington$11.54 billion
8)     The Kingdom of Frenzy Pyre$8.62 billion
9)     The Republic of X735$7.38 billion
10)     The Grand Duchy of Popsiclasia$5.13 billion
11)     The Colony of Perseus Veil$1.96 billion
12)     The Theocracy of NotSid$1.47 billion
13)     The Holy Empire of Escundya$0
14)     The Allied States of Silverbreed$0
15)     The Theocracy of Grantarctica$0
16)     The Most Serene Republic of Gondwannaland$0
17)     The Republic of Tavono$0
18)     The Empire of JingleTown$0
19)     The Borderlands of Atmanamium$0
20)     The Queendom of Portishead$0


David is kind of scary

i'm really creating my own ideal of the united states, it seems

[don't let's]

6 hours ago: Following new legislation in Frenzy Pyre, convicted felons are forced into slavery for their crimes.

And now my economy is up to 51