Play this Nation State Simulator with me!

[Snowy]

I wish my people were more religious.

[Mando Pandango]

I wish my people were more religious.

have you appointed a religious adviser yet

[don't let's]

My bungee jumping death rate is up to 2% now.

[ME##]

removing all forms of governmental spending on healthcare apparently causes your populace to become too stupid to prevent scurvy

[Snowy]

have you appointed a religious adviser yet

I either said "no" or haven't had that issue yet

or I don't have that checked as a setting

[Socks]

"The fact is, the Human population is out of control," says Beef-Based Agriculture spokesperson Mohammed Utopia. "We have to do something about them anyway, so why not market them as tasty snacks? We could have Human kebabs, Human pies, Human-on-a-sticks--the possibilities are endless! Let's not pass up this golden opportunity to provide a feast, if you will, for our economy."

[ME##]

human kebabs sound tasty indeed


and this displeases me, greatly
Exchange Rate:   G$1 = $1.3029
Gross Domestic Product:   G$438.95 billion
GDP Per Capita:   G$27.43 thousand
Unemployment Rate:   5.78%
Consumption:   G$351.86 billion
Government Budget:   G$92.65 billion
Government Expenditures:   G$87.09 billion
Government Waste:   G$5.56 billion
Imports:   G$53.79 billion
Exports:   G$53.77 billion
Trade Deficit:   G$-21.52 million

plus, nobody is thinking of the children in taavet
'The mining industry is making inroads into environmentally sensitive areas, the automotive industry [glow=black,2,300]soaks up huge government handouts[/glow], punitive tariffs protect local industry, and young children are regularly seen wagering pocket money at blackjack tables. Crime is a problem, and the police force struggles against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Taavet's national animal is the Cougar, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the Geld.'

[Socks]

every time you post i'm transfixed by your avatar. it is an incredible human pose from an incredibly attractive lady.
as an asian member would post,  

[Andria]

9 hours ago: Following new legislation in Escundya, Doodthing is one of the most popular forenames in Escundya.


YES.
YESSSSS.

Also just shut down a nazi rally

[Thyme]

>more free speech
>Thymia's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region

[ME##]

>more free speech
>Thymia's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region

va t'faire enculer, pédé

every time you post i'm transfixed by your avatar. it is an incredible human pose from an incredibly attractive lady.
as an asian member would post, 

[Thyme]

also i just set my settings to two new issues a day

[PLEASEHELP1991]

"Whoa, dude, no need to get, like, you know," says Free Your Mind campaigner Colin Bush, from his parents' basement. "This is, like, a personal choice issue, you know. It's like... whoa, just back off what I want to do with my own body. Don't let the fascists win, man. There are some hot new eckies coming in soon, they should be legal too."

[The Hand That Fisted Everyone]

also i just set my settings to two new issues a day

yeah welcome to the level that the rest of boyah is on already

[Thyme]

yeah welcome to the level that the rest of boyah is on already