Play this Nation State Simulator with me!

[bluaki]

In a bid to provide a new revenue stream for Tavono's Beef-Based Agriculture industry, it has been suggested that Cats could be added to the menu.

"The fact is, the Cat population is out of control," says Beef-Based Agriculture spokesperson Emily Broadside. "We have to do something about them anyway, so why not market them as tasty snacks? We could have Cat kebabs, Cat pies, Cat-on-a-sticks--the possibilities are endless! Let's not pass up this golden opportunity to provide a feast, if you will, for our economy."

"I agree that something needs to be done about Cat over-population," says random passer-by May Christensen, "but eating them? That's kind of gross. Let's just shoot the ones we have to and shovel their bodies into ditches like normal."

I should kill these people

[Mando Pandango]

are those your only options

might as well eat them

[Mando Pandango]

"Yeah, good luck with that," says conservative leader and gun enthusiast Jean-Paul Pushkin. "Look, we do need more police, that's clear. But that's not enough. We need real punishments: sentences that will act as a genuine deterrent to people considering a life of crime. Like public floggings."

YES

MAKE THIS MAN SECRETARY OF STATE

[?????]

are those your only options

might as well eat them

You can dismiss issues too.

[YPrrrr]

I should kill these people

I hate when I dismiss an issue because I can't decide either way

Such as with cloning... I don't want to prohibit clones but I also don't just want clones to harvest their organs.

[bluaki]

are those your only options

might as well eat them

No, I picked the third option which probably will have vegan results.

"I am shocked and appalled!" declared SPCA President Buy Plath. "If anyone needs to be culled, it's us humans. The Cats were here first, remember? We need to take this as a sign to get our industry--agriculture in particular--to back off. The Cat is part of what makes Tavono a great nation!"

[Mando Pandango]

whoops my economy is in the shitter

also i'm a "Scandinavian Liberal Paradise"

[The Hand That Fisted Everyone]

just adopted my spiritual advisor

i am assuming he will advise me on how to become spirit god.

[YPrrrr]

Silvertone has the least dumb people in all of Boyah

[Boogus Epirus Aurelius]

Atmanamium is the nation of the self, but it's more about the me.

My citizens are fucking morons.

[Mando Pandango]

2 hours ago: Popsiclasia was reclassified from "Scandinavian Liberal Paradise" to "Corrupt Dictatorship".
2 hours ago: Following new legislation in Popsiclasia, thieves are flogged in public for their crimes.
14 hours ago: Popsiclasia was reclassified from "Left-Leaning College State" to "Scandinavian Liberal Paradise".

well that didn't take long

[YPrrrr]

Hm... I feel like my government is going to get reclassified for making nudity compulsory 

[Mando Pandango]

Hm... I feel like my government is going to get reclassified for making nudity compulsory 

i like the way you rule

with my public floggings and your compulsory nudity we could rule with an iron fist

[Andria]

I can't wait to make nudity mandatory

[YPrrrr]

i like the way you rule

with my public floggings and your compulsory nudity we could rule with an iron fist

As long as it's not an iron glove on that fist, I concur

I can't wait to make nudity mandatory

I don't know if given the option whether I should follow this legislation up with a death penalty for obesity or just saying 'fuck it' and making obesity compulsory also