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Play this Nation State Simulator with me!

Started by Andria, February 24, 2012, 12:38:46 PM

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"Holy cow, is this gonna be great!" hollers BUBL President and sports nut Hack Aspera, waving a fashionable giant foam finger. "Baseball is just what Frenzy Pyre needs right now! Think about it: soda, popcorn, hot dogs... oh, and I'm sure the economy will benefit somehow, too! All we need is the government funding to build stadiums and teams, and we'll be on every TV and in every city in the country!"

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"This is a very important step to securing the rights and lives of our families and controlling the government," urges noted gun ownership proponent Sashona Winters. "Not only would it significantly decrease crime, but it would also effectively stop government tyranny in its tracks. Of course, this also means that every wacko and their cousin will have a gun, but don't worry, you'll have a gun to defend yourself from them, so it will all work out."

This is the position your government is preparing to adopt.

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[Quote]Boyahland contains 4 nations.[/quote]

Back to the fantastic four it seems :(

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CEO Steffan Taffs of CyberMirage Labs has a different idea. "Let us release SAL9000, our new AI, into the Frenzy Pyre Network. It'll put a stop to this virus. Never mind that it's still only an untested beta!"

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Quote from: Far Beyond Repair on August 07, 2013, 06:25:12 PM
CEO Steffan Taffs of CyberMirage Labs has a different idea. "Let us release SAL9000, our new AI, into the Frenzy Pyre Network. It'll put a stop to this virus. Never mind that it's still only an untested beta!"
good luck :'(

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Tovaslavian city profiles

Tovaseca: Capital of People's Glorious Nation of Tovaslavia. It is comprised mostly of postmodern architecture and financial buildings. Most of the residential buildings are over 50 floors high and have populations higher than small towns. Tovaseca is the second densest city in the world, only behind Hong Kong.
Typical Resident: Dude wearing a toga holding a business suitcase in his hand.

Kampanadas: Southernmost point of Tovaslavia. The city is actually based on many small islands. There's nightclubs everywhere, as well as a shitload of foreign restaurants. It is the Las Vegas of Tovaslavia.
Typical Resident: Due to the constant interracial mixing, people look like a mixture of everything. Typical residents walk around in swimming trunks and half-naked due to the extremely high temperatures.

Xariz: City famous for dance halls and culture. Very few tall buildings; most are built in French and Spanish colonial architecture.
Typical Resident: Dark haired woman with tight red clothes.

Sevrogradziek: Northernmost point of Tovaslavia, hence the name. Home to the stoner culture, it has weed shops on every corner and a ton of starving artists who survive only on pot brownies. Architecturally it is similar to London.
Typical Resident: White liberal with a beanie and Bob Marley T-shirt. Almost everyone wears skinny jeans, and almost everyone has a guitar and coffee.

Przgrjadko: Used to be an industrial powerhouse, until Tovaslavia switched to renewable energy. Now it is home to industrial parks and skater types shredding down abandoned warehouse roofs. It is the unofficial Gritty Capital of Tovaslavia.
Typical Resident: Dude or chick with 80's hair style and goth clothes and a skateboard.
I'm obnoxious, motherfucka can't you tell
Run through Little Havana yelling 'Viva Fidel'
Jerking off at the sheets when I stay at hotels
Drinking Bacardi at AA meetings, smoking a L
I'm broke as hell my attitude is no good
Like working for white people after watching rosewood
So I'm a mercenary, I don't care how I get richer
Like American companies that did business with Hitler


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Tec is viewing this thread because he let his country fail

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