I have a confession

[Boyager]

sounds good

whoa, then who is going to suck mine?

[Boyager]

whoa, then who is going to suck mine?

Horse.

[Boyager]

das horse

[Boyager]

i got 2 blow jobs last night

[Boyager]

i got 2 blow jobs last night

more like you blew steve job last night

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[Andria]

more like you blew steve job last night

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[spoiler][/spoiler]

That joke was absolutely horrendous. You should be ashamed. Really really ashamed. Whoever you are.

[Boyager]

people expect actual humor in the anonymous board?

I must have missed a thread somewhere

[Boyager]

I thought it was funny.

[Boyager]

Boyah, a very pretty girl pressed up against me and slowly kissed me and touched her wet tongue all over mine. I was in such a rush that I started grabbing her and felt her ass, her tits and when i stuck my hands in her little secret, she bit my lips and whispered 'not yet'. i was ready to blow.

[Boyager]

That's a nice story, Socks.

[Boyager]

Thank you, it is true.

[Boyager]

akuuuuuuu

[Boyager]

Boyah, a very pretty girl pressed up against me and slowly kissed me and touched her wet tongue all over mine. I was in such a rush that I started grabbing her and felt her ass, her tits and when i stuck my hands in her little secret, she bit my lips and whispered 'not yet'. i was ready to blow.

You weren't supposed to tell. 

[Boyager]

You weren't supposed to tell. 

I'm sorry I couldn't stop thinking about you.