I am Genius

[Socks]

Boyah, I will share with you some secrets. Last night someone paid me with an american express pre-paid gift card (50$), and i was ecstatic. I know from past experience that you can almost never authorize these cards for the full amount, but, if you authorize them for half on our system, it goes through. But when this happens there is a glitch, a chance, a possibility that i have discovered and exploited before on similar such occasions. And that is I can then close the gift card as a credit card with no limit. So I gave myself a 110 dollar tip last night, and it could have been higher, but i must make sure everything looks on on my report, and this is a long and complicated management of details in a way so that the truth can only be half known, but from what is there, i look legit based on my actual sales, and not on some self inflated total, as far as the restaurant is concerned. Since capitalistic credit lines are instantaneous in this country and based on faith, the restaurant's papers and due is legit, it is not them who is in the red, but somewhere somehow there are people who days, maybe weeks later will see some negative on a ledger and enver know how it got there and they will be scratching their heads and i will be getting rich.

But get this, for all the time i knew this, it never occurred to me that i could just buy a gift card myself and do this everyday i work, provided that i am paid with some cash to offset the trickery. so this morning i rushed to a store and got me a 25$ gift certificate and i closed that for $222. so it was a nice investment. i am still incredulous that no other server in the history of server-dome has discovered this as far as i am concerned. certainly non i have ever worked with in my years and that place. but i keep my mouth shut and they don't knot why i don't care when i leave early. you can only get caught if you want to get caught. and only by your manager.

i don't feel bad at all. i feel like madoff, who am i stealing from? some number on a screen? i have never claimed more than i thought i was due and so i keep it within some bounds and it's all guilt free money.

[Andria]

I'm sure other people have done it, they have just been fired and charged with fraud.

I won't tell you what to do my friend, but I will urge caution in what you do. I would rather not see you incarcerated.

[don't let's]

Sooooo... theft  in other words

[LCK]

boyah is becoming a criminal society

actually i feel strangely thrilled about what you're doing. must be the weed

[Socks]

I'm sure other people have done it, they have just been fired and charged with fraud.

I won't tell you what to do my friend, but I will urge caution in what you do. I would rather not see you incarcerated.

there is no way they can absolutely trace it back to me. our database on the systems automatically erases the reports at 3:00 am for the next day. and what we print at the end of the night in hard copy, and all of the check reports we have from the various tables, is what anyone doing an audit has to work with. and my reports, or at least what i chose to put there, is clean and make sense. even if you were to scrutinize it. much less to go from that and figure out what exactly happened and to trying to show beyond a shadow of a doubt that it was me who stole this missing money.  

but it wont even come to this, because there are about 5 different organizations involved in this, and nothing happens for three days on all financial transactions (grace/record period), and their centers are all over the world…so yeah, good luck in tying the pieces while everything continues to move at a million miles an hour. and this is why we had all of the financial trouble, because in this system, you wont know how huge the hole is until it is too late and you're falling in it. but those of us who caused it are pretty far away by that point.

[Socks]

Sooooo... theft  in other words

no. freelancing. i blame this world for working this way. it is what happens when you allow people to pay with plastic cards and invisible funds from nonexistent purses. i have come to loath and breach this system and it has skewed my sense of thinking because it is a perverted notion and practice to begin with, so to judge me on values such as theft or moral ground, is to ignore the abomination that i am working within and against, simply for my own advantage because i don't give a shit. in a sense, i am doing justice.

[don't let's]

no. freelancing. i blame this world for working this way. it is what happens when you allow people to pay with plastic cards and invisible funds from nonexistent purses. i have come to loath and breach this system and it has skewed my sense of thinking because it is a perverted notion and practice to begin with, so to judge me on values such as theft or moral ground, is to ignore the abomination that i am working within and against, simply for my own advantage because i don't give a shit. in a sense, i am doing justice.

That's not justice. How can that be justice? Actually, did you even really do this? I'm kind of starting to have my doubts about some of these things you say you do. And is this way of thinking you have for real? Or is it just some show that you're putting on?

If it's real, the way you word things in your posts, you sound like your deluding yourself so you don't have to accept any guilt or consequences for your actions. In essence basically just reshaping the world to fit just your wants and needs with absolutely no thought towards others. Though it's really only in effect in just your own mind. This really does sound like a very delusional way of thinking.

[PLEASEHELP1991]

you are not Genius1131

[Socks]

That's not justice. How can that be justice? Actually, did you even really do this? I'm kind of starting to have my doubts about some of these things you say you do. And is this way of thinking you have for real? Or is it just some show that you're putting on?

If it's real, the way you word things in your posts, you sound like your deluding yourself so you don't have to accept any guilt or consequences for your actions. In essence basically just reshaping the world to fit just your wants and needs with absolutely no thought towards others. Though it's really only in effect in just your own mind. This really does sound like a very delusional way of thinking.

Everything I said was true. As far as the actions go. My outlook on it is just my attempt to explain why I feel no guilt or think I am at fault for any wrongdoing. It might not be the entire story, but I stand by my words. I am not deluding myself into anything, I know precisely what my actions are and more importantly what they are not, and I did not have to try to feel this way, it is the way I will always feel about it because it is my honest and natural reaction to a truth. In my view, this is the fruit of chaos, which are seeded long before me, I am taking the poison but not using it. I think in many ways in real life, and you couldn't make sense of it because you don't see things the way that I do.

[Socks]

If you're seriously considering this you're really stupid.

i've done this in the past on many occasions, over a year ago, lets say, and nothing. now i am just taking it to the next level.

[Travis]

i encourage and approve

[Commander Fuckass]

Yes, the next level of stupid.

boom roasted

[Hippopo]

Where the fuck is the money coming from?  And you're sure it can't be traced back to you or the restaurant?

This seems really risky.  I wouldn't do it if I were you.

[Nyerp]

i'm dialing 911

[PLEASEHELP1991]

i'm dialing 911