seriously

[LCK]

who puts a tupperware container full of cookie dough in my washing machine along with towels

now the cookie dough is really clean and the towels are really dirty and i dont have any more fucking cakey dough

[Classic]

cakey dough

[LCK]

my friend's stoner parents make the greatest cookies, i coined the term cakies, and that is what they are known as to me. so the mistake on my part was referring to it as cookie dough multiple times

[Classic]

It's adorable.

[Socks]

i'm having trouble conceiving what has happened here. i imagine someone put 'dough' in your washer, but that would imply flower and east, and who does this? it is strange.

[LCK]

i had a party last night and invited some friends from back home. my close friend, emma, has a father whom i like very much and he's a connoisseur of mind altering substances, but aside from that he makes very good cookies and he knows i like them. so he gives me the batter as a gift. they package it in a plastic storage container. tupperware or whatever. well in the utter chaos that was last night, somebody placed the container inside of my washing machine and with my ignorance to the placing of the cookie dough, i awoke the next morning and turned on the washing machine to wash my towels. unsuspecting of any foul play in that area, i don't find it necessary to check my washing machine for obstructions. so i washed the towels.

and then hours later i'm informed by my roommate that there's a container of cookie dough in the washer. it was surprisingly quiet inside the washer

[LCK]

now i'm out like 20 cakeys

how will i ever live now

[Andria]

make your own cakeys

[LCK]

make your own cakeys

go make your own mona lisa

[Andria]

go make your own mona lisa

Okay, I will go do that

[Socks]

i had a party last night and invited some friends from back home. my close friend, emma, has a father whom i like very much and he's a connoisseur of mind altering substances, but aside from that he makes very good cookies and he knows i like them. so he gives me the batter as a gift. they package it in a plastic storage container. tupperware or whatever. well in the utter chaos that was last night, somebody placed the container inside of my washing machine and with my ignorance to the placing of the cookie dough, i awoke the next morning and turned on the washing machine to wash my towels. unsuspecting of any foul play in that area, i don't find it necessary to check my washing machine for obstructions. so i washed the towels.

and then hours later i'm informed by my roommate that there's a container of cookie dough in the washer. it was surprisingly quiet inside the washer

this is the perfect crime. you don't even feel that bad, with is a bonus for the perpetrator.

[LCK]

we've got ourselves a mystery, gang