You don't tell a girl that you love her when you don't even know her.

[Boyager]

Seriously, go home, jack off in a container, save it. The next morning warm it up, pour it on your dick and jack off with it. Then save all of that cum in a container. The next morning shit in a rag, pour the cum on it, and roll it around your dick and masturbate. It will trick your mind into thinking you are having anal and will make you cum harder and longer.

I usually do it when my mom goes to get the mail.

[Boyager]

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[Boyager]

My boyfriend said "I love you" when we were first dating.
Of course, I lashed out and reductionized his intentions as meaningless biological mechanisms of a male.
Needless to say, he got really angry and liked me even more.

I can never win.

[Boyager]

get the fuck off of reddit goddamnit.

[Boyager]

If you know you love her, tell her as emphatically as possible. I tend to fall hard. Which is unusual because I am a stud.

[Boyager]

I do not know you guys anymore.

[Boyager]

SEX!

It's funny geddit?

[Boyager]

My boyfriend said it after about a month and a half. Glad he waited because I definitely think you should be 100% sure before you just go blurting shit out like that. Oddly enough I had gone back and forth over saying it to him because I wanted to make sure & had planned on saying it the same day he did, but that bitch beat me to it.

[Boyager]

LURV
OH LURV

[Boyager]

"  Shit == AnalSex" disgusting Vaginocentric bias -- Quite Ignorant, God Envented Enemas For a Reason

Get Bodied Fucker Sincerely yours,
A Concerned Citizen

[Boyager]

You don't tell a girl that you love her when you can't even eat her poop.

[Boyager]

You don't tell a girl that you love her when you can't even eat her poop.

All beautiful girls poop golden nuggets everyone knows this.

[Boyager]

Wow someone loves you quit your fucking bitching

Worse things have happened. Maybe get off your emotional vibrator and have some goddamn common sense instead of going head over heels

[Boyager]

you can't help such things, well you can, but then one sound like you do.

[Boyager]

"  Shit == AnalSex" disgusting Vaginocentric bias -- Quite Ignorant, God Envented Enemas For a Reason

Get Bodied Fucker Sincerely yours,
A Concerned Citizen

+1

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