you know what I really hate

[snoorkel]

and I hate to say hate
but I really hate babies
whenever people want to talk about babie sI begin to loathe them
whenever I hear the neighbor's baby screaming I imagine blackening and injury
some client today was telling me about his sister's baby and
showing me a photo of this deformed beggar thing from fasceblck,
I vomited gently in my throat as I forced myself to respond "professionally"

[applesauce]

dude babies are p. cook.

[Andria]

dude babies are p. cook.

pedophile

[don't let's]

I bet you hated yourself as a child.

[snoorkel]

I bet you hated yourself as a child.

I was actually the most adorable and carefree child you could imagine, always delighted by and engaged in my surroundings. It was only later, when my mind began finally to rot a little, that I learned of the pain and worthlessness of being, the horror of the blackness beneath my existence, and of the sickening deformed monstrosity that I really Am

[don't let's]

You need to learn a more apathetic outlook towards life to overcome this need for existence.

[Socks]

I don't like other people's babies. Why should I. The fucker isn't mine. And something that resembles a flesh diaper with eyes, pudgy hands and a chute to eat and a chute to shit is not cute at all. Now I wouldn't advocate smoothering them or questioning the point of existence to suicide because of, but I do generally recommended a more hands off approach and a casual attitude. It's like people expect you to be awed or moved when they mention a baby, or worse, shove one in your face, but I look at them with the cold and unremorseful face as if someone had stepped on my sandals.

[snoorkel]

You need to learn a more apathetic outlook towards life to overcome this need for existence.

Oh, I've been down the path to apathy, and it leads only to loneliness.

[don't let's]

Yeah but if you were really apathetic you wouldn't care.

[snoorkel]

Yeah but if you were really apathetic you wouldn't care.

I didn't care

[Socks]

Next week Vulpix is gonna be like, uhhh I'm pregnant. And I'll hear the train screeching in Snorkels aneurysm from over here.

[snoorkel]

Next week Vulpix is gonna be like, uhhh I'm pregnant. And I'll hear the train screeching in Snorkels aneurysm from over here.

I removed my penis to prevent this from happening, we copulate in realms higher than the physical.

[Socks]

Good because I always thought you were too good for her. No offense to your penis or anything.

[Socks]

Also sticking it in the pooper is not really a higher realm.

[don't let's]

I didn't care

But you did, because you just said that you've "been down that path", past tense. Meaning you're not there anymore, and then you directly linked that "path of apathy" to "loneliness". So one can safely infer that you abandoned the path of apathy because you got too lonely.