he has no style, he has no grace

[hobbit]

this kong has a funny face!
he can handstand when he needs to
and stretch his arms out just for you
inflate himself just like a balloon
this crazy kong just digs this tune!!


i have no idea why but this was stuck in my head all day at work today.

[Cosmic Ada]

Yearning for Kong, I went outside
I ripped off my human clothes, exposing my skinny-ass hide
I strutted about, in the Kongly style
Everyone pointed and stared for a while.
Over to the pub I went, some hefty human coin I spent.
The bartender said he understood me, that he craved the Kong.
And he stripped in front of me and tagged along.

[Socks]

How could you have had work all day it's 7:50 on the east coast?

[hobbit]

How could you have had work all day it's 7:50 on the east coast?

I work from midnight to 6 am. now i'm at school.

[hobbit]

Yearning for Kong, I went outside
I ripped off my human clothes, exposing my skinny-ass hide
I strutted about, in the Kongly style
Everyone pointed and stared for a while.
Over to the pub I went, some hefty human coin I spent.
The bartender said he understood me, that he craved the Kong.
And he stripped in front of me and tagged along.

what song is this???

[Cosmic Ada]

what song is this???

I just made it up, bro.

[Socks]

I work from midnight to 6 am. now i'm at school.

Now that's intense. But I like that schedule! So tell me Sue, what do you do?

[hobbit]

you got mad skillz, bro.

[hobbit]

Now that's intense. But I like that schedule! So tell me Sue, what do you do?

i'm a forklift operator. honestly, i hate my schedule. i don't like going to bed at 2 in the afternoon.

[Socks]

Well if it helps I am slowly watching time pass and wishing I could kill myself.

[hobbit]

Well if it helps I am slowly watching time pass and wishing I could kill myself.

lately i've been thinking abut faking my own death and moving to some obscure foreign country. then i'd tell everyone i meet that i'm an amnesiac.

[Socks]

lately i've been thinking abut faking my own death and moving to some obscure foreign country. then i'd tell everyone i meet that i'm an amnesiac.

I also have been thinking of this too, since I found out recently that it is not illegal to run away in the US. Maybe I could go to Bohemia and milk cows for the rest of my life, as well as German girls.

[hobbit]

i just want to forget eveything and start completely anew.

[Socks]

i just want to forget eveything and start completely anew.

I want the last 8 years back.

[Travis]

he's the leader of the bunch. u know him well. he's finally back, to kick sum tail. his coconut gun. can fire in spurts when it shoots ya OW it's gonna hurt